1 00:01:53,255 --> 00:01:56,795 This is Paris, on a peaceful day in June. 2 00:01:57,128 --> 00:02:02,348 Paris, tranquil, serene, unaware that in a few short hours, 3 00:02:02,379 --> 00:02:06,199 she would be a victim of a plot that will shake the security of the free world. 4 00:02:07,091 --> 00:02:09,051 This is 26 Ru Di Orlan, 5 00:02:09,095 --> 00:02:13,535 where top military advisers to the North Atlantic Alliance, are in secret session 6 00:02:13,575 --> 00:02:16,275 discussing two guarded blueprints. 7 00:02:16,849 --> 00:02:23,359 Two blueprints which contain the intricate design of top secret " Lafayette X.V.27 " 8 00:02:23,425 --> 00:02:26,725 The most deadly weapon yet devised by man. 9 00:02:27,003 --> 00:02:30,285 Such a prize, would inevitably attempt the most sinister, 10 00:02:30,286 --> 00:02:32,814 the most ruthless of international spy ring. 11 00:02:32,871 --> 00:02:34,859 And at 10 o'clock that evening 12 00:02:34,882 --> 00:02:38,422 two of the most desperate of these rings are simultaneously at work, 13 00:02:38,453 --> 00:02:41,043 each unaware of the others operation. 14 00:02:41,209 --> 00:02:46,409 Employed by the first of this ring is a man known only as Brodnik. 15 00:02:46,851 --> 00:02:49,551 Brodnik, skillful, fanatic foreign agent, 16 00:02:49,679 --> 00:02:53,043 whose government will stop at nothing to achieve its sinister aim. 17 00:02:53,237 --> 00:02:57,447 Theft of the plans of deadly Lafayette X.V.27. 18 00:02:59,455 --> 00:03:02,655 The second ring is far more subtle in its operation. 19 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:07,671 This ring is headed by Godfrey Langston, ostensibly a wealthy British philanthropist, 20 00:03:07,905 --> 00:03:12,406 actually a man whose loyalty is to any nation with the highest paycheck. 21 00:03:14,073 --> 00:03:16,963 But when ruthless and desperate men are at work, 22 00:03:17,101 --> 00:03:19,803 there are always the innocent who suffer. 23 00:03:20,341 --> 00:03:24,681 The case of the Lafayette X.V.27 is no exception. 24 00:03:24,884 --> 00:03:27,594 Well at that very moment, in a nearby nightclub, 25 00:03:27,627 --> 00:03:30,642 a young American ventriloquist just finishing his act, 26 00:03:30,721 --> 00:03:33,914 quite unaware that before midnight is to be involved 27 00:03:33,933 --> 00:03:38,333 in one of the most infamous crimes, in the history of international espionage. 28 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:24,630 Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank you. 29 00:04:24,671 --> 00:04:27,468 Ladies and gentlemen, this is our last performance in Paris. 30 00:04:27,616 --> 00:04:29,802 And both Clarence and I would like to tell you 31 00:04:29,803 --> 00:04:33,430 how much we've grown to love you and your wonderful Paris. 32 00:04:33,465 --> 00:04:36,031 Speak for yourself, pal, I can't wait to get out of here! 33 00:04:38,437 --> 00:04:40,860 Don't mind Clarence folks, he's just jealous, because ... 34 00:04:40,895 --> 00:04:44,343 one of the nicest thing that can happen to anybody in Paris happened to me. 35 00:04:44,362 --> 00:04:46,865 - I fell in love. - Love, ha, ha, ha. 36 00:04:46,907 --> 00:04:49,285 This dame will take him for every dime he's got! 37 00:04:49,578 --> 00:04:52,032 This is insulting. He should drop it from the act. 38 00:04:52,053 --> 00:04:54,056 I wish it was an act! 39 00:04:54,330 --> 00:04:57,129 Just jealous! Really folks, she's a beautiful, 40 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,029 wonderful girl. I wish you could see her. 41 00:04:59,051 --> 00:05:02,829 Yeah, you should see her. A blonde, blue-eyed baby-faced purse snatcher. 42 00:05:02,860 --> 00:05:05,254 - Clarence! - A peroxide octopus! 43 00:05:05,255 --> 00:05:08,381 - Quiet! -15 hands and they're all in his pockets. 44 00:05:08,398 --> 00:05:12,977 - Clarence, please! - A 110 pounds of well stacked rattlesnake! 45 00:05:13,001 --> 00:05:15,579 N 46 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:17,456 - Clarence! - 62 and a half inches of ... 47 00:05:17,491 --> 00:05:19,083 That's enough. Well goodnight folks. 48 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:23,820 Bless you and goodnight. 49 00:05:23,821 --> 00:05:25,200 Audrey, wait a minute, honey. I'm terribly sorry. 50 00:05:25,203 --> 00:05:27,072 I promise it won't happen again. 51 00:05:27,075 --> 00:05:28,379 Jerry, I just can't take it any longer. 52 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:30,790 It's getting worse all the time, 53 00:05:30,825 --> 00:05:32,541 and tonight the dummy was completely out of control. 54 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:33,774 Look honey, you know I've been terribly upset. 55 00:05:33,775 --> 00:05:35,746 Why don't you try and be a little patient. 56 00:05:36,018 --> 00:05:38,056 I did try but it just doesn't work. 57 00:05:38,057 --> 00:05:38,835 We met, we fell in love and it was wonderful. 58 00:05:38,836 --> 00:05:41,038 Z 59 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:44,611 Sure it was wonderful! 60 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:46,550 The minute we talk about marriage, it all changed! 61 00:05:46,585 --> 00:05:48,842 This thing came to life. It turned into something evil. 62 00:05:48,937 --> 00:05:52,651 It's a monster, it's some sort of a witch. 63 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,858 - It takes one to know one! - Clarence! 64 00:05:55,996 --> 00:05:58,403 Jerry, the ballet is leaving for England tonight and I'm going with them. 65 00:05:58,427 --> 00:06:01,204 Let's just say that this whole thing was a terrible mistake. 66 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:03,618 But Audrey, wait a minute, I can explain all this. 67 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:06,640 Jerry, look. You need help and you ought to see a doctor. 68 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,975 - I don't need a doctor! - You have to straighten yourself out 69 00:06:08,976 --> 00:06:10,076 and then maybe one day we can get together and try again. 70 00:06:10,981 --> 00:06:13,385 Don't call us, we'll call you. 71 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:16,952 6 72 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:19,227 Oh! Oh. 73 00:06:19,228 --> 00:06:20,838 - Goodbye Jerry! - Audrey! 74 00:06:20,873 --> 00:06:23,127 Now you, miserable, little monster! 75 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,411 You've done it again! 76 00:06:25,446 --> 00:06:26,552 Good riddance. You weren't in love with her anyway. 77 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,930 - That's none of your business! - She was taking you for a ride. 78 00:06:27,937 --> 00:06:29,025 - One more word out of you, Clarence. - Yes, I'll take the head! 79 00:06:33,323 --> 00:06:36,467 I'm warning you Clarence! 80 00:06:37,029 --> 00:06:39,655 Give a pushover to soft ... 81 00:06:39,677 --> 00:06:41,371 Jerry! 82 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,807 That's fine ... twice in one week. 83 00:06:46,238 --> 00:06:48,828 I don't know what's wrong, Marty. The words keep coming out. 84 00:06:48,854 --> 00:06:50,906 t 85 00:06:50,933 --> 00:06:55,242 I can't seem to control him anymore. 86 00:06:55,996 --> 00:06:57,194 I'm going to level with you. You're in trouble, Jerry. Big trouble. 87 00:06:57,195 --> 00:07:00,166 Now, I've done something about it and I don't want any argument. 88 00:07:00,664 --> 00:07:01,452 You're going to see a doctor, first thing in the morning. 89 00:07:01,453 --> 00:07:03,396 Well, maybe that the most sensible thing to do. I just don't know anymore, Marty. 90 00:07:03,397 --> 00:07:05,025 What kind of a doctor? 91 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,895 Best in the business. His name is Kreuger. He's in Zurich. 92 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:11,331 Switzerland? 93 00:07:11,374 --> 00:07:16,182 I've got hotel reservation, tickets on a midnight ... 94 00:07:16,530 --> 00:07:18,934 Wait a minute. 95 00:07:18,955 --> 00:07:21,858 What is this midnight plane to Switzerland? What kind of a doctor is he? 96 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:27,075 - I told you, the best. - Yeah, I know, the best. But what kind? 97 00:07:27,078 --> 00:07:29,065 ^ 98 00:07:29,066 --> 00:07:30,313 Well, sort of a ... psychiatrist. - A head shrinker? 99 00:07:30,348 --> 00:07:32,853 A weight picker? No, not for me, buddy. 100 00:07:32,873 --> 00:07:35,874 - Jerry, please. - Why don't you admit it. You think I ... 101 00:07:36,925 --> 00:07:39,228 I've goofed my gums, I've blown my fuse. What you're inferring this much ain't you? 102 00:07:39,568 --> 00:07:42,366 Why do you suddenly want to take midnight plane to Switzerland? 103 00:07:42,389 --> 00:07:44,645 What's going to be in Switzerland? 104 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,565 Well, I'm very happy here. I've got a little problem, that I'll work out. 105 00:07:49,558 --> 00:07:53,061 - You think that I've gone crazy... - Jerry, listen! 106 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:56,261 Nobody says you're crazy. 107 00:07:56,574 --> 00:07:59,306 But, you're upset, you're disturbed. I've seen that happen five times. 108 00:07:59,315 --> 00:08:02,264 Now, you meet a girl, you like her, everything's fine. 109 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:04,581 And when you get serious, this thing comes to live and breaks it up. 110 00:08:04,668 --> 00:08:07,315 E 111 00:08:07,316 --> 00:08:08,970 Only it's getting worse. That's the second dummy you've broken this week. 112 00:08:08,977 --> 00:08:10,477 You've got to see Dr. Kreuger. 113 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:18,760 Oh, Marty, that stuff takes 3 or 4 years. 114 00:08:18,768 --> 00:08:22,553 Kreuger's got a new technique. He's cured some people in a week. 115 00:08:22,765 --> 00:08:25,217 Now I'm a four year job, I just know it. 116 00:08:25,218 --> 00:08:27,086 - You open in London in 10 days. - I'll be alright in London! 117 00:08:31,964 --> 00:08:33,703 You will not be alright in London! 118 00:08:34,492 --> 00:08:36,901 Jerry, listen to me! 119 00:08:36,913 --> 00:08:39,048 I've been with you 10 years now. Like a brother. This is the end. 120 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:40,675 If you're not with me on the plane tonight, and you know about me and planes. 121 00:08:41,617 --> 00:08:43,431 If you don't go and see Kreuger and straighten yourself out, 122 00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:46,167 so help me, I'm walking out. 123 00:08:46,202 --> 00:08:49,691 - Alright, I'll go. - Good. 124 00:08:49,692 --> 00:08:52,706 Now Kreuger will probably want to see you work with Clarence. 125 00:08:52,707 --> 00:08:54,002 What's the name of the guy who patches up the dummy? 126 00:08:54,037 --> 00:08:56,185 The fella who's fixing up Terence. 127 00:08:56,186 --> 00:08:58,197 - Papinek. - Papinek. 128 00:08:59,718 --> 00:09:01,721 I'll take Clarence, Jerry, you go to the hotel and pack. 129 00:09:04,247 --> 00:09:06,858 No, I'll take him over. Poor little guy. 130 00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:09,390 Now look, you've got to stop thinking about being as a person, 131 00:09:09,796 --> 00:09:13,158 it's just a hunk of wood. 132 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:16,421 Don't you think I know that? Just a hunk of wood. 133 00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:20,369 - Let me take him. - I'll take him over. 134 00:09:20,414 --> 00:09:21,914 He'd liked it better this way. 135 00:09:30,924 --> 00:09:35,505 As Jerry Morgan leaves for the shop of Papinek, 136 00:09:36,332 --> 00:09:38,632 the wet-book circumstance tightens around him. 137 00:09:38,633 --> 00:09:41,132 For at that very moment, at 26 Ru Di Orlan, 138 00:09:41,602 --> 00:09:43,512 Brodnik, having gained access to the secret files, 139 00:09:45,949 --> 00:09:47,449 secures the 2 precious blueprints of Lafayette X.V.27. 140 00:09:49,495 --> 00:09:51,045 when... 141 00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:58,186 as Brodnik escapes into the night, the alarm goes out to the French police. 142 00:09:58,387 --> 00:09:59,906 The news finally reaching a high official, 143 00:10:00,101 --> 00:10:02,171 who is a guest at Godfrey Langston's party. 144 00:10:16,378 --> 00:10:17,878 Olivia. Excuse me, Monsieur. 145 00:10:18,904 --> 00:10:20,404 Cash, I'd call quickly, will you? 146 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:26,983 Yes. Yes, I see. 147 00:10:27,078 --> 00:10:28,350 The authorities have sealed off the area. 148 00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:30,711 Get down there, find that man. 149 00:10:32,514 --> 00:10:35,583 Get hold of those plans before the police do. 150 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,953 Papinek! 151 00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:40,514 Papinek! 152 00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:43,677 The police! - Shhh... goes the bell. 153 00:10:43,729 --> 00:10:45,640 I just managed to escape. 154 00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:48,502 - The plans. Have you got the plans? - I have them now. 155 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,975 Their coming in the streets. Choppa choppa. Horsepower. 156 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:55,572 - We must get them out of here at once. - How? 157 00:10:56,721 --> 00:10:58,531 You take them. Plane, train, they must leave Paris tonight. 158 00:11:01,851 --> 00:11:05,215 Impossible, I'm being watched. Paris will be sealed like a drum... 159 00:11:05,236 --> 00:11:07,625 Every airports, every railway station... 160 00:11:07,669 --> 00:11:10,696 Mr Papinek, are you almost finished? It's passed eleven. 161 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:13,409 Just be patient, it will be ready in a minute. 162 00:11:17,215 --> 00:11:19,740 The ventriloquist. He leaves tonight for Zurich by midnight plane. 163 00:11:19,741 --> 00:11:22,953 Midnight plane ... 164 00:11:23,855 --> 00:11:27,105 - Which one is his? - Both. We put one in each. 165 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:30,008 - One in each? - Should anything go wrong, 166 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:33,537 should one piece fall into the wrong hands, it's no good without the other. 167 00:11:33,567 --> 00:11:36,820 Good. Hurry. 168 00:11:36,874 --> 00:11:38,517 I sure hate to put you through all this trouble, Mr Papinek, 169 00:11:38,518 --> 00:11:41,306 but this is kind of an emergency. We're leaving for Zurich tonight. 170 00:11:41,341 --> 00:11:43,463 No, no, no. You mustn't touch. Wait until the glue dries. 171 00:11:43,851 --> 00:11:46,979 I'm sure it's a good one. - Yeah. 172 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:48,980 Cos I'd hate you to think I keep breaking these dummies all the time. 173 00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,826 But the peculiar thing is, I keep breaking them only when I'm in love. 174 00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:54,860 At least Marty thinks it peculiar, 175 00:11:54,873 --> 00:11:56,908 that's why we are going to see this doctor in Switzerland tonight. 176 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,217 - Remember, the glue! - Yeah. 177 00:12:00,513 --> 00:12:03,373 Mr Papinek, you are a Frenchman, 178 00:12:07,099 --> 00:12:10,387 and the French is supposed to know about these things... 179 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,863 I'd like to ask you something. How can you tell when you're really in love? 180 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,959 - Remember, you must not touch. - Not even if you're in love? 181 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:17,775 Not until the glue hardens. 182 00:12:17,799 --> 00:12:19,299 Not until the glue harden? 183 00:12:19,856 --> 00:12:22,776 Well, thanks again. I'll send you some money from Switzerland. 184 00:12:32,141 --> 00:12:33,641 Now, go to your place, call Zurich, contact Gromek. 185 00:12:56,684 --> 00:12:58,286 Gromek? Why don't we call him from here? 186 00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,889 I'm sure my calls are being intercepted. 187 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:05,570  188 00:13:07,227 --> 00:13:10,104 Tell Gromek, when he gets the plans, I'll meet him in London. 189 00:13:11,781 --> 00:13:15,748 All right. 190 00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:20,384 Please. Hurry! 191 00:13:21,128 --> 00:13:24,977 Stop! 192 00:13:25,484 --> 00:13:29,524 I wish to contact ... 193 00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:38,837 a Mr Laszlo Gromek. 194 00:13:39,328 --> 00:13:41,048 No, no. Gromek, G - R - O - M - E - K. 195 00:13:41,752 --> 00:13:47,158 Yes, yes, this is Gromek. Go on. 196 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:48,548 The merchandise leaves tonight. 197 00:13:48,549 --> 00:13:52,280 Tonight? Go on ... What's wrong with you? 198 00:13:52,286 --> 00:13:54,682 The twelve o'clock plane for Zurich. 199 00:13:55,092 --> 00:13:57,971 It is carried by the red-headed ventriloquist ... 200 00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:01,303 Red-headed ventriloquist? 201 00:14:08,388 --> 00:14:10,460 Red-headed ventriloquist? 202 00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:12,084 Red-headed ventriloquist? Red-headed ventri ... 203 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,039 We have a lead, sir. 204 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:18,369 An American ventriloquist, named Jerry Morgan, who does have red hair, 205 00:14:18,663 --> 00:14:21,171 holds an engagement tonight at "La Poule d'Or" 206 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,301 He's got passage for Zurich on a midnight plane. 207 00:14:24,392 --> 00:14:26,536 - See that we are on that plane. - Yes, sir. 208 00:14:26,598 --> 00:14:29,306 - Good evening. - Good evening. 209 00:14:29,547 --> 00:14:33,106 Oh, please keep your coat, sir. 210 00:14:33,131 --> 00:14:35,755 Our heating system is temporarily out of order. 211 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,426 Silliest thing I ever heard of. 212 00:14:41,536 --> 00:14:43,537  213 00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:47,065 Fasten your seat belt, these midnight trips to Switzerland. 214 00:14:47,072 --> 00:14:49,174 Will you lay off, I'm the one who should be complaining. You know how I get. 215 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:52,855 Well, stop complaining. You're not going to be sick. 216 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,700 It's all mental. Just don't think about it. You'll be alright. 217 00:14:55,755 --> 00:14:59,716 - Oop, I'm terribly sorry. - Oh, that's quite alright. 218 00:14:59,911 --> 00:15:01,654 Passengers would you please take your seats. 219 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,986 - Are you sure you got hotel reservations? - Only the best, the Zonenhof. 220 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,544 - You get two rooms? - Two rooms. - Good. 221 00:15:06,011 --> 00:15:07,511 We had to sleep in the same room with that deviated septum of yours ... 222 00:15:08,399 --> 00:15:10,315 Stop worrying, will you? 223 00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:13,734 - Do you feel all right? - I feel fine, fine ... 224 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:19,888 - How is your stomach? - Okay, just don't talk about it. 225 00:15:19,889 --> 00:15:23,384 P 226 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:28,562 We are taking off. Please make sure you have fastened your seat belt. 227 00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:31,961 Yeah, you better fasten your seat belt. 228 00:15:32,596 --> 00:15:34,271 Now forget your stomach. It's all mental ... 229 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,759 Oop! 230 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,355 What are you doing? 231 00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:46,513 Nothing ... I just fastened my belt. 232 00:15:48,853 --> 00:15:50,353 - Then, please, unfasten it. - Yes, ma'am. 233 00:15:50,589 --> 00:15:53,246 - It seems to be stuck. - Ring for the stewardess. 234 00:15:53,893 --> 00:15:55,946 - She'll be here in a minute, so ... - Yes, I suppose so. 235 00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:58,768 - Lovely night, isn't it? - Yes, very nice. 236 00:15:58,769 --> 00:16:00,175 - Are you from Paris? - No. 237 00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:03,296 - London? - Yes. 238 00:16:06,282 --> 00:16:07,782 > 239 00:16:09,109 --> 00:16:12,084 Enjoyed the coronation? 240 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:13,768 Oh, would you please try to get us undone. 241 00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:22,642 - I'm terribly sorry. - It's quite alright. 242 00:16:23,949 --> 00:16:26,304 Marty, you sure you're alright? 243 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:29,001 Please ... I'll be fine. 244 00:16:29,508 --> 00:16:32,263 Perhaps you and your friend would like to sit together? 245 00:16:32,264 --> 00:16:35,018 Oh, that's very nice of you. You sure you wouldn't mind? 246 00:16:35,051 --> 00:16:38,229 No, not at all. 247 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,807 Watch your head. 248 00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:42,723 Oh, you dropped ... 249 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:45,032 - Oh, I'm terribly sorry. - It's quite alright. 250 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:48,485 The washroom is at the rear. 251 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:49,813 Wasn't that awful? I spilled chocolate all over her coat. 252 00:16:50,111 --> 00:16:52,617 Well, I suppose it don't mean a thing, Marty. It's all in your mind. 253 00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:56,911 Dramamine clears it up right away. 254 00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,340 You know, I just read an article. It said in the article that ... 255 00:17:00,344 --> 00:17:04,040 you'd never get airsick if you had something in your stomach. 256 00:17:04,059 --> 00:17:06,919 - Please, don't say stomach. - What did you have for dinner? 257 00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:10,292 I don't want to think about it. 258 00:17:10,293 --> 00:17:13,940 But, you should think about it. The article said you should think about it. 259 00:17:14,765 --> 00:17:16,469 It eases the tension, relaxes the stomach muscles ... 260 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:19,145 - Please, don't say stomach. - Marty, don't be a child. 261 00:17:19,146 --> 00:17:23,787 You've got to fight this thing. 262 00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:29,681 Now tell me, what did you have for dinner? 263 00:17:30,577 --> 00:17:34,235 Well, first I had a little chicken soup. 264 00:17:35,107 --> 00:17:38,554 Chicken soup. Well, chicken soup is wonderful. It's light, nourishing, warm, 265 00:17:38,571 --> 00:17:42,136 - going down. Settles the stomach. - Please, don't say stomach. 266 00:17:42,142 --> 00:17:43,669 - Well, what else did you have for dinner? - Lobster. 267 00:17:44,470 --> 00:17:47,940 Lobster? Good, good. Lobster, very good. 268 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:52,160 High protein content, iodine. Very good indeed. 269 00:17:53,787 --> 00:17:56,380 - You have it boiled? No, thermidor.. 270 00:17:56,480 --> 00:18:00,820 - Oh, themidor. - With a thick cheese sauce. 271 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,664 That's nice. Thick cheese sauce. 272 00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:14,879 Then some chicken tetrazzini, broccoli with hollandaise sauce 273 00:18:15,327 --> 00:18:18,217 and a chopped anchovy salad with Roquefort dressing. 274 00:18:18,368 --> 00:18:20,931 - Then for dessert ... - No names, just initials. 275 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:23,849 "Baked Alaska" with a rich, creamy, fluffy, sugary ... 276 00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:27,225 All right. 277 00:18:27,328 --> 00:18:28,828 E 278 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:32,701 You know, you were right. My stomach feels much better. 279 00:18:32,722 --> 00:18:35,183 - Please, don't say stomach. - Don't you feel well? 280 00:18:35,234 --> 00:18:38,896 - I think I should like a different seat. - Front or rear? 281 00:18:38,932 --> 00:18:42,253 Oh, anywhere, just away from that particular young man. 282 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,137 Thank you. 283 00:18:45,138 --> 00:18:45,860 I beg your pardon. Aren't you, Jerry Morgan? 284 00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:48,703 - Yes. - Well, I'm Godfrey Langston's secretary. 285 00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:51,951 Mr Langston is a great admirer of yours 286 00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:55,950 and consider it an extreme privilege to meet you. 287 00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:58,094 - Tell him, some other time. - Tell him Mr Morgan will be right over. 288 00:18:59,779 --> 00:19:01,279 Thank you! 289 00:19:09,997 --> 00:19:13,421 Why did you do that for? I'm in no mood to meet anybody. 290 00:19:13,422 --> 00:19:15,810 V 291 00:19:15,815 --> 00:19:17,968 That's Godfrey Langston. One of biggest wheels in England. 292 00:19:17,999 --> 00:19:20,410 - Very social. If he likes you, you're in. - Good, maybe some other time. 293 00:19:20,411 --> 00:19:24,715 You can't pass this up. This might be the opportunity of a lifetime. 294 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,937 Alright, okay. If I don't do it I'll never hear the end of it. 295 00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:31,735 Good. 296 00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:35,137 And when you meet him, don't play it too big, you know how the British are, 297 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,010 very dignified, reserved. So throw everything away. 298 00:19:37,098 --> 00:19:40,345 - You know, nice and casual. - You know, this is pretty silly. 299 00:19:41,066 --> 00:19:44,416 Come on, kid, do it for me. 300 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:47,315 Okay. 301 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,813 - Mr Langston? - Yes. How nice of you Mr Morgan. 302 00:19:50,987 --> 00:19:53,613 - Won't you sit down? - Alright. Don't mind if I do. 303 00:19:53,614 --> 00:19:56,269 I must apologise for asking you over like this. 304 00:19:56,537 --> 00:20:01,038 - But, I am quite a fan of yours. - Oh, really? 305 00:20:04,635 --> 00:20:08,462 - Turkish or Egyptian? - Err, Egyptian I think. 306 00:20:09,011 --> 00:20:12,462 I have seen your act at "La Poule d'Or" a dozen times at least. 307 00:20:12,687 --> 00:20:15,433 I want to tell you that in your special field, I think your planning, 308 00:20:15,434 --> 00:20:18,026 your technique, your execution are not only daring but brilliant. 309 00:20:18,499 --> 00:20:21,552 Oh, it's routine stuff, really. 310 00:20:23,027 --> 00:20:25,955 In a way, it puts one in mind of the daring of another performance. 311 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:28,685 A performance that took place tonight, at 26 Ru Di Orlan. 312 00:20:30,203 --> 00:20:33,213 Now you certainly do a lot of night clubbing, don't you? 313 00:20:33,214 --> 00:20:38,019 I'm afraid there's a theft of some top secret documents 314 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:41,015 which are at this moment being transported out of the country 315 00:20:41,427 --> 00:20:44,777 - by some clever courier. - Oh? 316 00:20:45,034 --> 00:20:48,477 m 317 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:49,979 That performance also requires a certain daring and brilliance. 318 00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:51,551 For all we know, he may be on a ship from Bordeaux, 319 00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:54,323 a train to Berlin or even on this very plane. 320 00:20:55,807 --> 00:21:00,807 � 321 00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,801 The chap's have to travel somewhere, I imagine. 322 00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:09,485 Imagine the anxiety of such a man, 323 00:21:10,447 --> 00:21:12,847 the tension he must be feeling in the pit of his stomach. 324 00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:16,420 I mean, if anyone knew who he was or what he was carrying 325 00:21:16,421 --> 00:21:19,836 his life wouldn't be worth a moments purchase. 326 00:21:19,871 --> 00:21:25,621 In certain circumstances, you'd imagine he'd be prepared 327 00:21:25,656 --> 00:21:27,163 to change his hazardous position for one of a luxury, security, 328 00:21:27,795 --> 00:21:32,865 and what's more important, safety. 329 00:21:34,928 --> 00:21:37,685 - Don't you agree with me? - Um, yes, err. 330 00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:42,981 In other words, you will think that he'd be prepared to enter into a negotiation 331 00:21:43,937 --> 00:21:47,277 if the price were right? 332 00:21:49,406 --> 00:21:52,412 Oh, he'd be a fool, not to. 333 00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:55,988 Z 334 00:21:58,035 --> 00:22:00,608 I'm so glad you agreed with me, Mr Morgan. 335 00:22:00,609 --> 00:22:02,761 Tell me, Mr Morgan, how many stars, would you say, there were out there? 336 00:22:02,796 --> 00:22:04,989 Well ... 337 00:22:05,036 --> 00:22:08,497 - Stars ... in the sky, stars? - Yes. 338 00:22:08,710 --> 00:22:12,170 Well ... I don't know... 339 00:22:12,171 --> 00:22:14,132 Off hand, I would say way of in the thousands ... 340 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:18,391 - A 100 thousand. - I think more than that. 341 00:22:50,146 --> 00:22:52,576 -200 thousand? - No, possibly a little bit more. 342 00:22:52,577 --> 00:22:53,851 300 thousand. 343 00:23:03,387 --> 00:23:04,946 I don't like to seem impertinent, Mr Langston but that's the Milky Way. 344 00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:06,532 Very well, Mr Morgan, how many would you say there were? 345 00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:12,351 Stars? Well, I'd say about a million. 346 00:23:12,352 --> 00:23:13,622 - A million? - Yeah... about... 347 00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:17,705 Very well Mr Morgan, let us say a million. 348 00:23:17,811 --> 00:23:22,311 Very well, Mr Langston, let's. - Good. 349 00:23:27,901 --> 00:23:31,658 Shall we say, lunch tomorrow, at my hotel? 350 00:23:31,923 --> 00:23:34,223 Yes, that would be very nice. 351 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,187 Noon, my suite, the Zonenhof. 352 00:23:42,203 --> 00:23:44,518 - Oh, that's where I'm staying. - Oh, what a coincidence. 353 00:23:44,519 --> 00:23:46,100 Well, it's been fun Mr Langston, the stars and everything 354 00:23:46,105 --> 00:23:48,833 and I'll see you tomorrow. 355 00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,099 - Oop! Oh, I'm terribly sorry. - It's quite alright. 356 00:23:51,108 --> 00:23:53,482 - Oh, I'm terribly sorry. - Gromek. 357 00:23:53,502 --> 00:23:55,351 That's okay. 358 00:23:55,352 --> 00:23:56,152 Are you positive we got two rooms? 359 00:23:56,153 --> 00:23:57,673 - Of course. - Okay. 360 00:23:57,892 --> 00:23:59,183 - Oh mister, you dropped something. - Gromek. 361 00:23:59,184 --> 00:24:01,715 You're welcome. 362 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:03,116 \ 363 00:24:03,174 --> 00:24:06,079 - Cigarette? - No, no thanks. 364 00:24:06,106 --> 00:24:08,139 - I insist. - Okay, if you insist, I'll be happy to. 365 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,391 Say, these are pretty mild, you know? Well, Gromek very much. 366 00:24:10,392 --> 00:24:11,792 You know, this is an easy language to pick up. 367 00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,633 But you can't put us both in the same room, I won't sleep. This man snores. 368 00:24:14,705 --> 00:24:17,005 I'm sorry Herr Morgan, but we're overcrowded. 369 00:24:17,783 --> 00:24:19,283 For tonight there are no other room. 370 00:24:19,833 --> 00:24:22,841 - But I distinctly told the man 2 rooms! - I am very sorry. 371 00:24:22,990 --> 00:24:26,147 Well, I know you're sorry, but listen to me for one minute, my friend. 372 00:24:26,165 --> 00:24:27,774 When this man snores, it's like nothing human, 373 00:24:28,048 --> 00:24:31,390 it's like it comes out of a machine or something. 374 00:24:31,411 --> 00:24:34,413 I'm sorry. 375 00:24:35,244 --> 00:24:37,244 I know you're sorry, but it isn't his fault. 376 00:24:47,562 --> 00:24:49,062 He's got a deviated septum, 377 00:24:53,821 --> 00:24:56,089 and every time the cold air hits his nose, it make the most awful... 378 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,311 What seems to be the trouble? 379 00:24:58,312 --> 00:24:59,754 Oh, we've only got one room, and my associate snores. 380 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:02,430 ' 381 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,060 This young man is a particular friend of mine. 382 00:25:09,856 --> 00:25:10,981 I'd appreciate if you would accommodate them both. 383 00:25:11,985 --> 00:25:13,229 Yes, Mr Langston. 384 00:25:13,236 --> 00:25:16,486 - Goodnight Mr Morgan. - Goodnight Mr Langston, see you tomorrow. 385 00:25:16,487 --> 00:25:17,687 - Noon, my suite. - Yes, capital. 386 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:22,333 Ah, yes! 387 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:24,789 I find you can have two adjoining rooms. 388 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,838 However, it's the old wing, there are no private baths. 389 00:25:26,852 --> 00:25:28,812 Oh, that's quite alright my good man. 390 00:25:28,813 --> 00:25:29,873 Mr Brown will be in 311, and you will be in 312. 391 00:25:29,908 --> 00:25:31,694 - Gromek! - No, Gromek is in 418 392 00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:35,044 Easy language to pick up. 393 00:25:35,045 --> 00:25:35,945 s 394 00:25:35,967 --> 00:25:38,443 My key, please. 395 00:25:38,484 --> 00:25:40,915 You know Jerry, you better take this pill and get a good night's sleep. 396 00:25:41,185 --> 00:25:43,983 Oh well, you know how I hate to take these things, Marty. 397 00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:46,313 They always make me so groggy. 398 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:49,795 You've got to be clear-headed when you see the doctor in the morning. 399 00:25:49,806 --> 00:25:51,741 Now come on, get under the covers and get some rest. 400 00:25:51,757 --> 00:25:54,214 Nice and warm. 401 00:25:54,215 --> 00:25:56,233 - Marty? - Yeah. 402 00:25:56,268 --> 00:25:57,665 You don't think the doctor is going to find out I'm crazy or anything, do you? 403 00:25:59,839 --> 00:26:02,219 Of course not. 404 00:26:02,584 --> 00:26:04,835 - Now put your cigarette out, Jerry. - I don't think I'm crazy. 405 00:26:04,836 --> 00:26:07,486 I think I'm a little peculiar but that's not crazy. 406 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:10,458 Well that's about all, now. I want you to get a good night's rest. 407 00:26:15,717 --> 00:26:18,255 A lot of people are peculiar but they are not crazy. 408 00:26:18,256 --> 00:26:20,946 A lot of people are peculiar. 409 00:26:24,204 --> 00:26:27,054 Of course I won't admit that I'm high strung and nervous, 410 00:26:27,055 --> 00:26:32,476 and irritable, sometimes I'm a little over-talking but that certainly isn't crazy. 411 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,990 It's just peculiar. 412 00:26:35,738 --> 00:26:37,904 - I'm high strung. - I know that you're peculiar too. 413 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,535 But you're not crazy. Nobody says you're crazy. 414 00:26:40,586 --> 00:26:42,648 You won't be put away simply because people said that you were peculiar. 415 00:26:42,649 --> 00:26:44,027 I mean, nobody is going to put anybody away. I want you to go ... 416 00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:44,224 V 417 00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:31,737 In my business people have to be tough it isn't high school ... but it's certainly not ... 418 00:28:33,207 --> 00:28:35,729 - Go to sleep! - Look, I know one thing, 419 00:28:36,479 --> 00:28:39,180 I know crazy is crazy and peculiar is peculiar. 420 00:28:39,182 --> 00:28:42,454 - Are you through? - Yeah. 421 00:28:42,508 --> 00:28:45,514 Good night. 422 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,760 Marty? Yeah? 423 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,184 Suppose after we've gone all this trouble, 424 00:28:49,009 --> 00:28:53,317 the doctor finds out there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. 425 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:56,284 That would be very peculiar. Goodnight. 426 00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:57,804 - Yeah? - Did you wish to be called in the morning? 427 00:28:57,808 --> 00:29:00,481 - Yes, at 8 o'clock, please. - Very well. 428 00:29:00,528 --> 00:29:02,952 - Yes? - Would you like also your breakfast sent up? 429 00:29:02,985 --> 00:29:05,788 Oh yeah. I'd like some orange juice, and just toast and coffee, I guess. 430 00:29:06,012 --> 00:29:07,786 - Very well. - Okay. 431 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:10,032 What is it? - When? 432 00:29:10,979 --> 00:29:13,747 When? When do you suppose? First thing in the morning. 433 00:29:13,773 --> 00:29:15,581 Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get some sleep. 434 00:29:15,762 --> 00:29:19,157 Very well. 435 00:29:19,385 --> 00:29:22,999 Snoring is better than this. I'll go and sleep with Marty. 436 00:29:25,838 --> 00:29:28,846 What are you doing here? 437 00:29:29,131 --> 00:29:31,111 Where's Martha? - Marty? 438 00:29:35,137 --> 00:29:38,312 This is strictly a business trip, and he knows it. Now where is he? 439 00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:40,663 Young man, I don't know who you are or how you got here, 440 00:29:40,682 --> 00:29:44,885 but if you're not out of my room in exactly one minute, 441 00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:46,047 I shall call the authorities. 442 00:29:46,048 --> 00:29:48,523 Your room? 443 00:29:48,558 --> 00:29:50,343 I'm terribly sorry. This is a dreadful mistake, I... 444 00:29:50,364 --> 00:29:52,887 You see, I took a sleeping pill last night. I thought I was walking into Marty's room. 445 00:29:52,906 --> 00:29:55,127 I had no idea I was coming into this room. 446 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:56,803 I don't usually walk into Marty's room either because he snores, 447 00:30:54,650 --> 00:30:57,688 he has a deviated septum and makes the most awful racket, 448 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:00,164 but the radiator started go ... 449 00:31:00,588 --> 00:31:03,596 Anything is better than sleeping with the radiator 450 00:31:03,639 --> 00:31:06,882 so I thought I'd go into Marty's deviated ... 451 00:31:06,883 --> 00:31:11,647 I had to be up early because I have got to be at Dr Kreuger's clinic, 452 00:31:13,336 --> 00:31:15,661 I mean Dr. Clinic's Kreuger ... 453 00:31:15,686 --> 00:31:18,422 Well, it's been a very pleasant evening. I do hope I'll see you again. 454 00:31:18,453 --> 00:31:21,242 - If you don't mind. My slippers... - Slippers? 455 00:31:21,263 --> 00:31:23,339 Well, thanks again. ... Er, pillow. 456 00:31:23,361 --> 00:31:25,515 Thank you. It's been wonderful. 457 00:31:26,756 --> 00:31:29,542 Come on if you're going to take a shower, 458 00:31:29,562 --> 00:31:32,570 you got 45 minutes to get over to Kreuger's. 459 00:31:33,044 --> 00:31:36,609 Marty, the strangest thing happened. I got up in the wrong room this morning. 460 00:31:36,635 --> 00:31:39,128 You got a good night's sleep? 461 00:31:40,126 --> 00:31:43,296  462 00:31:43,612 --> 00:31:45,813 I don't know how I got there. I can't figure it out. 463 00:31:45,835 --> 00:31:47,335 You'll feel better after you take your shower. 464 00:31:50,518 --> 00:31:53,248 Now pick up a hotel robe. It's in the closet. 465 00:31:59,061 --> 00:32:00,091 The washroom is down the hall. Now come on, hurry. 466 00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:02,770 I don't want to miss my breakfast. 467 00:32:02,778 --> 00:32:05,485 - What are you doing here? - Where's Marty? 468 00:32:05,763 --> 00:32:10,519 Who is Marty? 469 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:11,907 Listen, if this keeps up you'll get us kicked out of Switzerland. 470 00:32:11,908 --> 00:32:14,731 Young man, you are in the ladies shower room. 471 00:32:14,758 --> 00:32:18,131 I don't ... Ladies shower room? Holy ... Ladies ... 472 00:32:18,264 --> 00:32:20,420 If you're not out of here in exactly 3 seconds... 473 00:32:20,609 --> 00:32:23,132 Oh, I'm terribly sorry, this is a dreadful mistake, really... 474 00:32:23,863 --> 00:32:26,670 * 475 00:32:26,698 --> 00:32:29,707 I could explain all this but it would take too much time. 476 00:32:30,383 --> 00:32:34,383 You see, I've got to be at Dr. Clinic's Kreuger. 477 00:32:34,489 --> 00:32:35,989 I mean, Dr Kreuger's clinic. 478 00:32:36,196 --> 00:32:37,904 Like I told you before, Marty has this nose trouble ... 479 00:32:37,913 --> 00:32:39,974 - You see one of his nostril... - I know, deviated septum. 480 00:32:40,356 --> 00:32:42,205 - Oh, do you suffer over that too? - Just get out! 481 00:32:42,506 --> 00:32:45,363 Yes. I hate to bathe and run like this but... 482 00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,647 Like I told you I ... - If you don't mind, my slippers... 483 00:32:47,690 --> 00:32:50,765 Slippers? Oh, slippers! 484 00:32:50,806 --> 00:32:52,306 I'm sorry. 485 00:32:54,470 --> 00:32:56,170 I could explain this, but you'd never believe it. 486 00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:36,499 Where is it? 487 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:39,940 A 488 00:33:40,108 --> 00:33:42,753 The third door on the right, but lock the door, they'll walk right in on you. 489 00:33:42,777 --> 00:33:44,277 - Don't you understand? I'm Gromek. - Hmm? 490 00:33:44,286 --> 00:33:46,853 - Gromek. G -R -O- M -E- K. - Oh, that spells Gromek, all right. 491 00:33:46,854 --> 00:33:49,620 Maybe this will help. 492 00:33:50,479 --> 00:33:54,596 - I'm a friend of Brodnik. - Hmm? 493 00:33:54,650 --> 00:33:58,486 Brodnik, B - R - O - D - N - I- K. 494 00:33:58,851 --> 00:34:00,629 No, that doesn't help, but you sure can spell. 495 00:34:00,657 --> 00:34:02,566 Philips ask to mention the name, Maurice Papinek? 496 00:34:03,319 --> 00:34:06,126 Oh, Papinek! Oh sure. Are you a friend of Papinek? 497 00:34:06,219 --> 00:34:08,623 - I am to contact you. - You are? 498 00:34:09,441 --> 00:34:11,242 Oh, of course, about the glue. Well tell him it turned out just fine. 499 00:34:11,531 --> 00:34:13,894 Turned out fine? 500 00:34:13,895 --> 00:34:14,830 Yeah, I broke the head of my dummy last night, 501 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:16,937 and he fixed it. He did a beautiful job. 502 00:34:17,038 --> 00:34:19,286 Oh, I see. 503 00:34:19,321 --> 00:34:21,785 - I'm sorry to have troubled you. - Oh, it's no trouble at all. 504 00:34:21,828 --> 00:34:23,547  505 00:34:23,567 --> 00:34:25,671 Oh, and by the way when you see Papinek, give him my regards, 506 00:34:26,243 --> 00:34:28,552 and tell him Gromek. Gromek ever so much. 507 00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:32,186 Gromek ever so much. 508 00:34:32,225 --> 00:34:35,188 Gromek ever so much? 509 00:34:35,224 --> 00:34:39,074 Good morning. 510 00:34:39,303 --> 00:34:41,941 - I have a report from Paris. - Well? 511 00:34:41,991 --> 00:34:44,811 Morgan seems to be on the verge of some sort of breakdown, 512 00:34:44,832 --> 00:34:46,762 and he came here for treatment. 513 00:34:46,817 --> 00:34:50,970 Last night he broke his dummy, and have it repaired 514 00:34:51,161 --> 00:34:54,472 at the shop of a man named ... Priests. 515 00:34:54,487 --> 00:34:55,992 Priests! Priests ... that name. Well, of course ... 516 00:34:57,202 --> 00:34:58,702 Maurice Papinek the Perini ring. Oh, how foolish of me. 517 00:35:03,394 --> 00:35:04,894 518 00:35:06,424 --> 00:35:07,567 Brodnik must have brought the plans to Papinek, 519 00:35:07,568 --> 00:35:10,311  520 00:35:10,321 --> 00:35:12,277 and there's where they stuck them into the dummy. 521 00:35:12,327 --> 00:35:14,234 The red-headed fool is nothing but a mailbox. 522 00:35:15,874 --> 00:35:18,776 They just took the dummy from the hotel. 523 00:35:19,802 --> 00:35:22,009 Now let me know the moment they get back. 524 00:35:23,969 --> 00:35:27,129 We got to get hold of that dummy at the first opportunity. 525 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:30,521 Very well. 526 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:32,497 Well, that's pretty much the story, Dr Kreuger. 527 00:35:32,498 --> 00:35:33,274 It's happen the same way now, five times. 528 00:35:33,275 --> 00:35:35,810 - I see. - I meet a girl, fall in love with her. 529 00:35:35,881 --> 00:35:38,327 When I begin to think of marriage, 530 00:35:38,328 --> 00:35:40,773 Clarence suddenly comes alive and breaks it up. 531 00:35:40,774 --> 00:35:43,115 You're quite sure you wouldn't like to see me work with him? 532 00:35:43,116 --> 00:35:45,554 No, that won't be necessary. And I have a practical suggestion. 533 00:35:46,090 --> 00:35:47,950 A psycho-analyst who practices in London, 534 00:35:48,235 --> 00:35:50,685 and entirely familiar with my technique, is here on consultation. 535 00:35:50,711 --> 00:35:53,819 Now since you must perform in England in 10 days, 536 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:57,162 I'd like this doctor to observe this session, 537 00:35:57,167 --> 00:36:00,968 and continue to treat you in London. 538 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:03,030 - Oh, that's fine, doc. Sure. - Please have Dr Nordstrom come in. 539 00:36:03,137 --> 00:36:06,251 I'm sure this will help us achieve a short treatment, 540 00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:07,793 and a rapid recovery. 541 00:36:08,311 --> 00:36:11,812 Come in! 542 00:36:11,947 --> 00:36:15,176 Well, hello! 543 00:36:15,575 --> 00:36:17,672 Good morning. 544 00:36:17,688 --> 00:36:21,241 Well, this is quite a surprise, I didn't expect to see you here. 545 00:36:21,295 --> 00:36:24,852 - You two know each other? - No, not really. 546 00:36:24,892 --> 00:36:26,392 We slept in the same room last night. 547 00:36:27,759 --> 00:36:30,759 I mean ... we took a shower together 548 00:36:31,015 --> 00:36:34,665 Actually, we've never been introduced. 549 00:36:35,036 --> 00:36:37,906 This may take a little longer than I thought. 550 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,567 We are... - I'm sorry. 551 00:36:40,842 --> 00:36:44,742 Our path crossed quite accidentally, Dr Kreuger. 552 00:36:45,794 --> 00:36:50,795 Yes. 553 00:36:52,221 --> 00:36:53,721 - It was a normal mistake. - Oh, quite normal, you see. 554 00:36:55,974 --> 00:37:01,074 This radiator was going ... and my friend who has this 555 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:05,910 deviated septum. Oh, she has the same trouble. 556 00:37:05,927 --> 00:37:11,037 Well, he gave me the sleeping pill because he couldn't ... 557 00:37:11,703 --> 00:37:12,792 - Prepare the injection. - Yes doctor. 558 00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:16,489 - Prepare the injection? - Yes. 559 00:37:16,524 --> 00:37:18,922 Give me your coat, please, and lie down. 560 00:37:18,923 --> 00:37:21,971 This was quite a normal mistake, I don't think we need any injection for this. 561 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:24,452 - What kind of sort of an injection ...? - Lie down and roll up your shirt. 562 00:37:24,468 --> 00:37:26,440 - What kind of an injection is this? - A simple painless injection Mr Morgan. 563 00:37:26,441 --> 00:37:27,909 You will have a deep sleep and talk freely. 564 00:37:27,944 --> 00:37:30,644 I talk pretty freely, anyway. I guess you've found that out by now. 565 00:37:30,686 --> 00:37:32,994 Your sleeve, please. 566 00:37:34,661 --> 00:37:38,168 Dr Nordstrom, I'd like to explain about this morning. 567 00:37:38,197 --> 00:37:41,191 I'm really not in the habit of taking showers with strange women. 568 00:37:41,241 --> 00:37:44,094 - Or even those I know very well. - Please! 569 00:37:44,134 --> 00:37:46,917 But I want to assure you, doctor, that if I had to take a shower with someone, 570 00:37:46,942 --> 00:37:49,801 there's no one in the world I would rather... You'd better give me that shot. 571 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:55,217 Deep breath. 572 00:37:55,244 --> 00:37:56,575 Gosh, I just can't get over you being a doctor. 573 00:37:56,576 --> 00:37:59,370 I mean, you're so ... pretty for a doctor. 574 00:37:59,373 --> 00:38:00,351 - No offense, Dr Kreuger. - Relax Mr Morgan. 575 00:38:00,630 --> 00:38:04,980 Gosh, I don't think of a doctor as having such 576 00:38:05,015 --> 00:38:08,275 beautiful blue eyes, such lovely hair, 577 00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:12,295 this pretty lips ... You know, if I wouldn't ... 578 00:38:12,319 --> 00:38:14,887 You're beautiful ... 579 00:38:14,922 --> 00:38:17,982 You're asleep now. We're going back, far back into the past. 580 00:38:17,983 --> 00:38:20,473 Years are falling away. And you're now a little boy. 581 00:38:20,556 --> 00:38:22,056 Yes, I'm a little boy. I'm a very little boy. 582 00:38:23,141 --> 00:38:27,741 I'm a little boy. 583 00:38:28,079 --> 00:38:29,579 I'm five years old and everybody says I am cute and smart and bright. 584 00:38:29,864 --> 00:38:32,649 But actually I'm the most unhappiest, loneliest, 585 00:38:32,750 --> 00:38:34,982 most miserablest little boy in the whole world. 586 00:38:35,418 --> 00:38:39,199 Tell me, Jerry, why are you so unhappy? 587 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,007 Because my mummy and daddy are always fighting 588 00:41:49,935 --> 00:41:51,535 and yelling and screaming at each other, 589 00:41:51,584 --> 00:41:53,440 - and throwing things and everything. - And why do they do that? 590 00:41:53,441 --> 00:41:56,096 They have to. They are married. 591 00:41:56,128 --> 00:41:58,613 - You think that all married people fight? - Yes, I do and I don't like it. 592 00:41:58,614 --> 00:41:59,355 I don't like it one bit. I hate it, that's what I do. I just hate it. 593 00:41:59,356 --> 00:42:01,036 Then I'm going to run away from home. I'm going to go to China and Africa, 594 00:42:01,037 --> 00:42:03,500 and I'm going to hunt tigers and lions and I'm going to climb mountains. 595 00:42:03,507 --> 00:42:06,544 - Why don't you? - I'm not allowed to cross the street. 596 00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:10,380 Tell me, Jerry, what do your mummy and daddy do for a living? 597 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:14,403 Well the have Vaudeville act, 598 00:42:16,532 --> 00:42:18,187 but they're always yelling and fighting and screaming at each other. 599 00:42:18,315 --> 00:42:24,345 Why do they fight? 600 00:42:24,664 --> 00:42:26,672 Because mummy says that daddy is always looking at Zelda, the fire eater and then, 601 00:42:26,738 --> 00:42:28,940 - of course there's his drinking. - I mean, just how bad is that? 602 00:42:28,941 --> 00:42:32,426 I don't know, but mummy says that if you can buy it, burn it or bottle it, 603 00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:34,353 if he could sip it, swallow it or gurgle it or gargle it 604 00:42:34,354 --> 00:42:36,632 if you could squeeze it out of the bottle or squeeze it out of a damp rag 605 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:42,818 606 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:45,688 or just put it in a glass and swish it around 607 00:42:45,989 --> 00:42:50,900 he'll drink it. 608 00:42:51,351 --> 00:42:53,764 But, Jerry, isn't there anything about your life, that's pleasant or happy? 609 00:42:54,106 --> 00:42:59,346 Yes. 610 00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:05,339 Yes there is. When my mummy and daddy go on the stage, 611 00:43:06,721 --> 00:43:11,287 it's just beautiful. 612 00:43:11,441 --> 00:43:13,242 All the colored lights go on, and the music is playing. 613 00:43:13,528 --> 00:43:17,068 It's the most wonderful thing. 614 00:43:21,821 --> 00:43:23,597 - Hi Zelda. - Hi dear. 615 00:43:23,598 --> 00:43:25,820 Hey, how do you like the new spaghetti joint? 616 00:43:25,855 --> 00:43:27,729 Why don't you stick to your characting, kid. You're out of your class. 617 00:43:27,846 --> 00:43:31,265 - Come on, move along! - What's the matter with you, big mouth. 618 00:43:31,841 --> 00:43:33,744  619 00:43:33,789 --> 00:43:36,396 I didn't say anything. 620 00:43:36,566 --> 00:43:39,875 There's a big difference between staring and watching? 621 00:43:39,899 --> 00:43:41,074 - Hell, how was I in love with her? - That's what you were thinking ... 622 00:43:41,075 --> 00:43:43,404 Mummy, daddy, stop, stop, stop... 623 00:43:43,656 --> 00:43:46,561 Mummy, daddy, stop it. Stop it, mummy, daddy, stop it ... 624 00:43:46,584 --> 00:43:48,084 Relax Jerry, please. You're alright. You're with friends. 625 00:43:48,339 --> 00:43:51,239 What's your opinion, doctor? 626 00:43:51,284 --> 00:43:52,919 It seems a rather standard case. Lonely child, product of a unhappy home life, 627 00:43:53,324 --> 00:43:55,854 grows up with a strong resistance to marriage. 628 00:43:59,535 --> 00:44:02,197 Precisely. And being a ventriloquist, 629 00:44:02,198 --> 00:44:04,214 he uniquely expresses his resistance through the dummy. 630 00:44:05,287 --> 00:44:09,886 He needs concentrated therapy. 631 00:44:12,076 --> 00:44:15,582 I suggest we both leave for London immediately. 632 00:44:16,282 --> 00:44:18,965 Good. But remember, he must have absolutely no contact with the dummy. 633 00:44:19,342 --> 00:44:22,148 Doctor, there's just one thing. 634 00:44:22,997 --> 00:44:27,298 The young man has already indicated some sort of an attraction to me. 635 00:44:27,759 --> 00:44:31,759 Do you think this would endanger the treatment? 636 00:44:32,544 --> 00:44:34,952 Well, I think that's a risk we'll just have to take. 637 00:44:35,277 --> 00:44:38,483 Jerry ... Jerry, you can wake up now. 638 00:44:39,143 --> 00:44:41,245 - Beautiful blue eyes, lovely hair... - You can wake up now. 639 00:44:41,984 --> 00:44:46,216 We are going to London. 640 00:44:46,251 --> 00:44:49,485 We are? That's nice. 641 00:44:49,879 --> 00:44:51,584 This is very nice of you, Mr Langston. 642 00:44:51,585 --> 00:44:54,333 To go out of your way and give us a lift like this. 643 00:44:54,482 --> 00:44:58,519 That is not out of my way at all. 644 00:44:58,554 --> 00:45:01,055 As I explained to you, I had an emergency call from London. 645 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:03,289 So I had to charter this plane anyway. 646 00:45:03,789 --> 00:45:09,999 - Well, I still think it's pretty nice. - It's my pleasure. 647 00:45:10,022 --> 00:45:11,851 And I hope when you get to London, you'll come down to Langsmeyer, and visit me. 648 00:45:11,852 --> 00:45:14,777 Oh, I'd like to. 649 00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:19,299 I have many friends who'd enjoy your company. 650 00:45:28,798 --> 00:45:32,605 Perhaps you let me give you cards to all my clubs. 651 00:45:32,806 --> 00:45:35,612 Cards to your clubs? 652 00:45:35,978 --> 00:45:39,508 Oh, that's very generous. How am I ever gonna repay you for this? 653 00:45:39,627 --> 00:45:43,314 Don't mention it, my dear boy. 654 00:45:43,385 --> 00:45:46,292 This sort of thing carries its own reward. 655 00:45:46,584 --> 00:45:48,117 Now, if you, two young people will excuse me, 656 00:45:48,267 --> 00:45:50,750 I think I'll go and get a bit of a nap. 657 00:45:50,751 --> 00:45:51,851 - Perhaps you'd like a tea or sandwiches? - No, thanks. Maybe a little later on. 658 00:45:52,713 --> 00:45:56,152 Isn't he a wonderful man? He's so kind and fatherly. 659 00:45:56,664 --> 00:45:59,673 It's terribly important to you, isn't it? 660 00:45:59,755 --> 00:46:02,896 Yeah. I wonder why? 661 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:06,011 Could it be that Godfrey Langston seems strong, dependable, 662 00:46:06,035 --> 00:46:08,844 everything that little Jerry Morgan longed for and never had in the father? 663 00:46:09,974 --> 00:46:12,674 Do you know, doctor, you're awfully smart? 664 00:46:12,802 --> 00:46:16,805 This dependence of feelings could be one of your basic problems. 665 00:46:17,379 --> 00:46:21,279 Doctor, what are doing for dinner tonight? 666 00:46:23,003 --> 00:46:26,803 Mr Morgan, let me caution you, from the outset that our relationship 667 00:46:36,535 --> 00:46:38,235 must be completely and strictly impersonal. Is that clear? 668 00:46:47,914 --> 00:46:49,914 Oh, yes, yes. 669 00:46:54,536 --> 00:46:56,442 And, there is another thing we'd have to guard against. 670 00:46:56,579 --> 00:46:58,988 You see, in almost every therapy the patient becomes 671 00:46:59,373 --> 00:47:03,577 emotionally involved with his analyst. 672 00:47:03,678 --> 00:47:07,257 It can take various forms, of course. 673 00:47:07,268 --> 00:47:08,777 But, as I am a woman and you are a man, it's quite possible, 674 00:47:09,082 --> 00:47:11,308 that during the course of our work 675 00:47:11,309 --> 00:47:15,108 you will even get the notion that you're in love with me. 676 00:47:15,821 --> 00:47:17,928 You know, it's amazing how fast this stuff works. 677 00:47:18,131 --> 00:47:20,769 And so the case of Lafayette X.V.27 moves to England. 678 00:47:20,770 --> 00:47:23,016 where, that night, at Langsmeyer, his country estate, 679 00:47:23,376 --> 00:47:25,534 Godfrey Langston, confident that he possesses the complete plans, 680 00:47:26,774 --> 00:47:29,276 starts negotiations for their sale, to a man in Istanbul. 681 00:47:30,986 --> 00:47:33,487 A man known only as Brutchik. 682 00:47:33,706 --> 00:47:39,556 Tell Brutchik we have plans. 683 00:47:39,974 --> 00:47:42,657 He's flying here at once. He'll wire the time of arrival. 684 00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:44,779 Excellent. 685 00:47:45,985 --> 00:47:47,887 Meanwhile, at the Royalton, a nondescript hotel in the Soho district, 686 00:47:47,932 --> 00:47:50,280 Gromek, confident that he too has the complete plans, 687 00:47:50,281 --> 00:47:52,068 has contacted Maurice Papinek in Paris. 688 00:47:53,693 --> 00:47:56,552 Papinek, delayed by police surveillance assures Gromek 689 00:47:57,425 --> 00:48:01,515 that will arrive in London within 24 hours. 690 00:48:02,306 --> 00:48:04,380 Later that evening, at the Kensington Park Hotel, 691 00:48:04,410 --> 00:48:06,459 Marty wasted no time, setting up a conference with the British press. 692 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:11,942 " American ventriloquist arrives from Paris. ". 693 00:48:12,421 --> 00:48:15,470 Two dummies. Lucky we picked the right one. 694 00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,027 Thank you. 695 00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:24,066 "Always yours, darling: Richard" 696 00:48:26,423 --> 00:48:31,823 - Good morning, Mr Morgan. - Good morning. 697 00:48:32,293 --> 00:48:37,703 I brought you a few little posies. 698 00:48:38,259 --> 00:48:41,004 Oh, thank you. But I make it a practice not to accept gifts from my patients. 699 00:48:41,292 --> 00:48:44,892 If you don't mind, I'll give it to the children at the clinic in which I work. 700 00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:48,237 No, I don't mind at all. 701 00:48:48,255 --> 00:48:53,555 - If you'll just sit down and relax. - Over there? 702 00:48:54,064 --> 00:48:56,519 - Yes, please, if you don't mind. - No, I like sitting here, I think. 703 00:48:56,529 --> 00:48:59,629 Very briefly, our technique is this. 704 00:48:59,630 --> 00:49:03,929 I want you to say anything that comes into your mind, 705 00:49:04,074 --> 00:49:06,990 and I'll take notes of the pertinent facts. 706 00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:08,636 - So shall we start? - Yeah. 707 00:49:08,637 --> 00:49:10,261 - Anything that comes into my mind? - Yes, please. 708 00:49:10,304 --> 00:49:11,178 - Who is Richard? - Pardon? 709 00:49:11,179 --> 00:49:12,840 - Who's the fella in the picture? - Oh, just a friend of mine. 710 00:49:12,841 --> 00:49:15,270 - American, isn't he? - He was. 711 00:49:15,279 --> 00:49:17,040 What do you mean "was"? Is he dead? 712 00:49:17,047 --> 00:49:19,966 Mr Morgan, I cautioned you yesterday, didn't I? 713 00:49:19,982 --> 00:49:21,473 Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm sorry. I apologise. 714 00:49:21,474 --> 00:49:22,434 Very well. Let's proceed. 715 00:49:22,435 --> 00:49:23,898 I was born in Philadelphia, right in the middle of a matinee. 716 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,194 Then my family moved on to ... Were you in love with him? 717 00:49:25,195 --> 00:49:26,408 If that picture distracts you, I'll remove it. 718 00:49:26,796 --> 00:49:28,297 No, no, no. It doesn't distract me. 719 00:49:28,383 --> 00:49:30,049 I mean... I don't know even know the man. Why should it ... it doesn't distract me. 720 00:49:30,078 --> 00:49:32,418 Probably somebody was just in love with it or something ... 721 00:49:32,419 --> 00:49:33,958 Were you in love with him? 722 00:49:33,975 --> 00:49:35,634 Quite obviously we can't proceed until your curiosity is satisfied. 723 00:49:35,644 --> 00:49:38,231 His name was Richard Thompson. He was a pilot in the American air force. 724 00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:40,362 I was a nurse. We met. We fell in love. During the invasion, he was killed. 725 00:49:40,363 --> 00:49:42,306 - That's a shame. - I always wanted to become a doctor. 726 00:49:42,307 --> 00:49:45,007 I became a doctor and then an analyst. And that's all. 727 00:49:45,675 --> 00:49:47,841 Now, may we proceed, please, Mr Morgan? 728 00:49:47,858 --> 00:49:50,622 Yeah. After we left Philadelphia we went ... That's all? 729 00:49:50,641 --> 00:49:53,928 That's all you've done? Just been a doctor and nothing else? 730 00:49:53,937 --> 00:49:55,610 - I beg your pardon? - I mean, haven't you any social life 731 00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:58,303 of romance, or dates or gone out with men or people or anything? 732 00:49:58,415 --> 00:50:01,348 - Really, Mr Morgan! - Oh doctor, you're in a lot of trouble. 733 00:50:01,349 --> 00:50:04,412 We gonna have to do something about it. 734 00:50:04,437 --> 00:50:06,868 I'm afraid we made a dreadful mistake. 735 00:50:06,869 --> 00:50:07,740 Now, wait a minute! 736 00:50:07,744 --> 00:50:11,005 I'll see that you get a competent male analyst. 737 00:50:33,307 --> 00:50:36,307 I don't want a competent male analyst, I am very happy with you. 738 00:50:53,412 --> 00:50:56,380 But you're stubborn and refuse to cooperate! 739 00:50:56,513 --> 00:50:59,041 That's not true. You told me to say anything that came into my mind. 740 00:50:59,062 --> 00:51:01,756 - Yes. - Alright, I mentioned Richard. 741 00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:03,468 What if I did? 742 00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:04,796 Suppose I had a horse once named Richard, 743 00:51:04,797 --> 00:51:07,283 and he kicked me in the head or something. 744 00:51:07,318 --> 00:51:08,705 That's quite possible. 745 00:51:08,724 --> 00:51:10,232 You know what I think? 746 00:51:10,272 --> 00:51:12,249 I think that if can't mention Richard, 747 00:51:12,370 --> 00:51:16,092 it doesn't necessarily mean that there's something wrong with me, 748 00:51:16,254 --> 00:51:19,160 it might mean there's something wrong with you. 749 00:51:20,605 --> 00:51:23,048 And you ought to do something about it right away. 750 00:51:23,066 --> 00:51:25,429 - I'll call Dr Manfred. - I don't want Dr Manfred, I want you. 751 00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:26,366 I mean, I need a young and beautiful doctor 752 00:51:26,473 --> 00:51:28,973 and you're just what the doctor ordered, doc. 753 00:51:35,581 --> 00:51:37,874 - I've had quite enough of this Mr Morgan. - Now, let's face the facts. 754 00:51:37,908 --> 00:51:41,701 When is the last time a man held you in his arms? 755 00:51:41,931 --> 00:51:46,571 When is last time a man told you, you were young and beautiful? 756 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,789 - And you are young and beautiful. - Mr Morgan, would you please go? 757 00:52:09,968 --> 00:52:12,080 No, not until I finish what I've got to say. 758 00:52:12,081 --> 00:52:14,803 What are you fighting? What are you so dreadfully afraid of? 759 00:52:15,157 --> 00:52:17,523 I find it absolutely impossible to work with you, Mr Morgan. 760 00:52:17,671 --> 00:52:22,265 - So would you please go. - Alright, I'll go. 761 00:52:22,314 --> 00:52:23,930 But there's a darn side more wrong with you than there is with me 762 00:52:23,931 --> 00:52:26,610 and I'll prove it to you. 763 00:52:26,612 --> 00:52:29,860 - If you don't mind, my umbrella, please. - Oop, sorry. 764 00:52:31,869 --> 00:52:33,574 " Sigmund Freud" "Introduction to Psychoanalysis. ". 765 00:52:36,081 --> 00:52:37,881 Possessively approaches and hidden in the unconscious and ... 766 00:52:39,216 --> 00:52:41,416 Oh good morning. I'd like to see Dr Nordstrom please. 767 00:52:43,063 --> 00:52:44,883 I'm sorry. This is the doctor's day at the clinic. 768 00:52:44,884 --> 00:52:46,380 Oh, well I'm sure it will only take a few minutes. 769 00:52:46,388 --> 00:52:51,939 Oh good morning, doctor. 770 00:52:56,687 --> 00:53:00,600 I haven't reach Dr Manfred yet, but I will. 771 00:53:00,610 --> 00:53:03,310 So will you excuse me. 772 00:53:03,655 --> 00:53:06,967 Oh, you don't have to reach Dr Manfred. 773 00:53:08,114 --> 00:53:09,714 I have been up all night studying your problem, 774 00:53:11,721 --> 00:53:13,421 and I think I've got the answer. It's very common, it's in all the books. 775 00:53:20,369 --> 00:53:24,773 All you've got is a little "guilt complex" that's all. 776 00:54:14,157 --> 00:54:16,281 You see, you are a victim obsessive reproaches, 777 00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:18,377 and obsessive reproaches are hidden in the unconscious mind. 778 00:54:18,617 --> 00:54:21,322 Do you understand? 779 00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,768 As Heinrich Lastvogel said... Wait a minute! 780 00:54:25,777 --> 00:54:28,442 Don't you understand? You are regressive. 781 00:54:29,738 --> 00:54:33,538 And regression is a defense mechanism used against guilt feelings 782 00:54:33,739 --> 00:54:36,065 rationalized again and again for distorted use of the gratification of the Oedipus. 783 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:39,567 Listen to me, for just one minute, please. 784 00:54:53,330 --> 00:54:58,970 Look, forget all those big words. 785 00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:02,877 I don't know what they mean anyway. But I do know this. 786 00:55:03,104 --> 00:55:08,263 I know that you loved Richard and Richard loved you. 787 00:55:09,536 --> 00:55:12,145 And when he died, you felt kind of guilty because it was him instead of you. 788 00:55:12,490 --> 00:55:18,340 Don't you understand? 789 00:55:18,528 --> 00:55:22,031 You're blaming yourself for something that isn't your fault. 790 00:55:22,506 --> 00:55:28,856 It's like punishing yourself because you didn't die too. 791 00:55:29,220 --> 00:55:31,094 Don't you see that? 792 00:55:32,102 --> 00:55:37,171 It's true, isn't it? 793 00:55:37,685 --> 00:55:40,590 I just didn't think it showed. 794 00:55:42,821 --> 00:55:46,833 Maybe you will feel better if you talk about it. 795 00:55:47,743 --> 00:55:50,650 W 796 00:55:50,702 --> 00:55:56,433 - No, I'm... - Oh, please. 797 00:55:56,601 --> 00:56:00,022 - I don't ... - It sometimes helps. Just talk. 798 00:56:00,195 --> 00:56:07,438 This is where it all happened. The town where Richard was stationed, 799 00:56:26,739 --> 00:56:32,019 and hospital where I was a nurse. 800 00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:35,966 I come here every week, work at the clinic, 801 00:56:35,989 --> 00:56:45,227 visit his grave ... 802 00:56:52,147 --> 00:56:54,514 Why don't you keep talking? 803 00:56:55,350 --> 00:56:59,943 Just received a wire, sir. Mr Brutchik has left Istanbul. He arrives tonight. 804 00:56:59,944 --> 00:57:01,993 - Are you sure you won't have a drink? - Oh, no, no. 805 00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:05,429 You know what's the funny thing about me and drinking. 806 00:57:05,457 --> 00:57:11,356 All I have to do is smell the cork, I fall flat on my face... 807 00:57:13,482 --> 00:57:17,055 Now do you suppose your father's drinking has anything to do with the ...? 808 00:57:17,084 --> 00:57:18,785 ^ 809 00:57:18,829 --> 00:57:22,119 This is your patient not mine, remember? 810 00:57:22,217 --> 00:57:25,295 - Would you like to dance? - You may be sorry. 811 00:57:25,296 --> 00:57:26,214 I'll probably be all feet. 812 00:57:26,534 --> 00:57:29,143 And with the rest of you, makes it so worthwhile. Come on. 813 00:57:29,471 --> 00:57:31,201 I never dreamed, but I've been dreaming lately, 814 00:57:45,649 --> 00:57:49,056 all about you, 815 00:57:49,496 --> 00:57:52,941 Whatever I do, My thoughts are, 816 00:57:53,214 --> 00:57:55,760 all about you, 817 00:57:55,763 --> 00:57:59,922 You're so caressable, sweet and blessable, 818 00:58:01,034 --> 00:58:06,004 so unguessable too 819 00:58:07,136 --> 00:58:10,584 that I'm in a spin because of inaccessible you, 820 00:58:12,206 --> 00:58:13,962 What will I do? 821 00:58:15,668 --> 00:58:18,568 The friends I call, that I've been calling lately. 822 00:58:20,879 --> 00:58:22,519 I call about you, 823 00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:44,680 And not just a few, I want to tell them, 824 00:59:06,655 --> 00:59:09,688 all about you. 825 00:59:09,706 --> 00:59:11,297 Is it unbelievable or conceivable, 826 00:59:12,452 --> 00:59:14,912 you care at all about me. 827 00:59:16,278 --> 00:59:19,048  828 00:59:19,841 --> 00:59:22,321 Do you want my arms as I do all about you. 829 00:59:35,624 --> 00:59:37,924 Is it unbelievable or conceivable, 830 01:01:30,609 --> 01:01:31,458 you care at all about me. 831 01:01:31,459 --> 01:01:35,133 Do you want my arms as I do, all about you. 832 01:01:35,223 --> 01:01:36,973 Well Mr Brutchik, what do you think? 833 01:01:37,123 --> 01:01:41,015 Very good, very good. Now show me the second half. 834 01:01:41,016 --> 01:01:41,734 The second half? 835 01:01:41,735 --> 01:01:44,107 This is only the primary mechanism. There's a triggering device? 836 01:01:44,171 --> 01:01:47,319 - There's a second blueprint? - Second blueprint? Two halves? 837 01:01:47,340 --> 01:01:50,394 Why of course, that picture in the paper. The two dummies. 838 01:01:50,449 --> 01:01:53,160 If this is some sort of a game? 839 01:01:53,161 --> 01:01:55,341 Telephone London. Tell our friends to go to Morgans Hotel immediately, 840 01:01:55,342 --> 01:01:56,053 and get that blueprint from the other dummy. And I don't care how. 841 01:01:56,054 --> 01:01:57,983 Yes, sir. 842 01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:01,609 Don't worry, we'll get the other half. 843 01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,550 Contact me when you do. 844 01:02:04,558 --> 01:02:07,102 - Oh, it was a really wonderful day. - Wasn't it, doc? 845 01:02:07,114 --> 01:02:10,664 - I can't remember having a nicer time. - No? 846 01:02:53,917 --> 01:02:58,042 Oh, it was very kind of you making me do all those things, 847 01:02:58,128 --> 01:03:01,630 - I haven't done for years. - I couldn't be more pleased. 848 01:03:01,734 --> 01:03:03,234 � 849 01:03:05,115 --> 01:03:07,255 Do you suppose I could come back tomorrow, as a patient, I mean? 850 01:03:08,510 --> 01:03:10,010 - I don't see why not? - Good. 851 01:03:10,355 --> 01:03:11,453 - Well ... - Yes? 852 01:03:11,554 --> 01:03:13,871 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 853 01:03:15,182 --> 01:03:16,858 What time is my appointment? 854 01:03:16,877 --> 01:03:19,985 I'll be early. 855 01:03:22,812 --> 01:03:26,723 You go to Morgans Hotel now, tonight, and get the other plan. 856 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,940 And nothing will stop you. 857 01:03:33,025 --> 01:03:37,105 - When do I get paid? - You will go now. 858 01:03:38,262 --> 01:03:39,093 - Not till I get my money. - You will go now, 859 01:03:39,094 --> 01:03:41,823 or you will have very little use for money. 860 01:03:44,940 --> 01:03:48,970 - Good evening, sir. - Sure is! 861 01:03:50,122 --> 01:03:53,809 Hello. 862 01:03:53,810 --> 01:03:55,901 Where have you been all day? Not a call, not a word. I've been worried sick. 863 01:03:57,809 --> 01:04:01,019 Boy, have I got news for you. 864 01:04:02,953 --> 01:04:04,453 I have got great news for you. I'm in love, Marty, really in love. 865 01:04:06,934 --> 01:04:08,434 What? 866 01:04:11,726 --> 01:04:13,226 Yeah, with the most beautiful doctor in the world. 867 01:04:49,699 --> 01:04:52,459 - Now don't start that again. You're ... - No, this time it's different. 868 01:05:04,333 --> 01:05:07,057 - It's always different. - But this is, Marty, honestly, it is. 869 01:05:08,081 --> 01:05:09,581 I can't stop it, you can't stop it, she can't stop it. 870 01:05:11,076 --> 01:05:16,576 I'll tell you something. Not even Clarence can stop it. 871 01:05:16,877 --> 01:05:18,377 Clarence? 872 01:05:18,993 --> 01:05:22,175 Yeah, I'll get him out and prove it to you. 873 01:05:22,337 --> 01:05:24,344 Jerry, you can't do that. You're in no shape to go near that dummy. 874 01:05:24,541 --> 01:05:28,281 Now listen, I'm not dressed. Will you please come down here and talk to me? 875 01:05:28,402 --> 01:05:31,771 Just talk to me before you do something silly. 876 01:05:31,828 --> 01:05:34,888 Alright, you're still a nervous wreck, but I'll come around and see you. 877 01:05:41,590 --> 01:05:44,109 It's quite obvious you won't find what you're looking for, because we have it. 878 01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:47,638 Just as it's quite obvious that you have what we're looking for. 879 01:05:47,673 --> 01:05:50,609 r 880 01:05:50,610 --> 01:05:51,600 Get up! 881 01:05:51,602 --> 01:05:54,168 Where is the blueprint? Where is it? 882 01:05:54,193 --> 01:05:56,162 Where is it? 883 01:05:56,163 --> 01:05:57,705 You will pay? 884 01:05:57,838 --> 01:06:00,823 You'll be well taken care of. Where is it? 885 01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:02,337 - Papinek. - Where? 886 01:06:02,338 --> 01:06:04,020 - Royalton Hotel, room 314. - How do I know? 887 01:06:04,022 --> 01:06:06,048 - Here ... key. - Key proves nothing. 888 01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:08,272 Get him on the phone. 889 01:06:08,273 --> 01:06:09,946 Please get the Royalton hotel. Yes, thank you. 890 01:06:09,947 --> 01:06:11,507 What do I say? 891 01:06:11,542 --> 01:06:13,156 Tell him you have the blueprint and we'll be right over. 892 01:06:13,286 --> 01:06:16,539 V 893 01:06:16,649 --> 01:06:19,076 Royalton Hotel? Please, get me room 314. 894 01:06:19,077 --> 01:06:21,502 - Hello? - Hello... Papinek? 895 01:06:23,635 --> 01:06:25,135 - Yes. - Gromek. 896 01:07:08,839 --> 01:07:13,839 I have it. I come now. 897 01:08:32,059 --> 01:08:34,010 Walk! 898 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:36,320 Walk! 899 01:08:36,646 --> 01:08:38,146 Open it! 900 01:08:53,861 --> 01:08:57,611 Clarence! Terence! 901 01:09:17,101 --> 01:09:18,601 U... mm... murder. 902 01:09:18,785 --> 01:09:20,654 Murder! 903 01:09:20,655 --> 01:09:22,523 Hello? There has been a murder, would you send the police up here, ... body... 904 01:09:59,845 --> 01:10:02,245 Help! 905 01:10:17,742 --> 01:10:20,510 Uh ... murder! Help police, somebody ... Murder! 906 01:10:26,282 --> 01:10:30,801 Police ...! don't go away ... 907 01:10:30,826 --> 01:10:32,828 Police, murder, help! Murder, police, police, help! 908 01:10:33,649 --> 01:10:36,207 There has been a murder in my room! Send for the police! Help! 909 01:10:36,311 --> 01:10:38,661 Murder, here, murder! Police, help! 910 01:10:38,662 --> 01:10:40,675 ... and then I opened the closet and there was this fella stuck on my door. 911 01:10:40,755 --> 01:10:45,264 - Marty! - Jerry, what have you done? 912 01:10:46,351 --> 01:10:50,451 What have I done? You don't think for one minute I had ... 913 01:10:51,014 --> 01:10:54,826 Listen to me, I told you not to go near ... 914 01:10:54,827 --> 01:10:57,039 - Marty, don't you believe me? - All right, man, just give me the knife. 915 01:10:57,061 --> 01:10:59,462 What's the matter, you all gone crazy or something? 916 01:10:59,557 --> 01:11:00,929 I tell you I came in here, I opened the closet, 917 01:11:00,930 --> 01:11:03,660 and there was this character stuck up on it like a big piece of shashlik 918 01:11:03,662 --> 01:11:06,643 � 919 01:11:06,658 --> 01:11:08,289 - a great big piece of shashlik. - Just give us the knife. 920 01:11:09,057 --> 01:11:12,260 And then I looked down, and there was Clarence and Terence, 921 01:11:12,546 --> 01:11:14,648 so badly slashed I couldn't tell Terence from Clarence 922 01:11:15,816 --> 01:11:19,269 - or Clarence from Terence! - Alright laddie, the knife. 923 01:11:19,403 --> 01:11:20,903 - You don't believe me, do you? - Of course I believe you! 924 01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:24,237 You do not. I know what you're thinking. 925 01:11:24,238 --> 01:11:27,333 Go on, say it. I'm a killer! 926 01:11:27,368 --> 01:11:28,907 I knife people all the time. Sure I've got buddies all over, haven't I? 927 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:33,644 Why don't you look around, What about the body under the bed, 928 01:11:33,668 --> 01:11:35,168 or the one in the bathroom, or this one in here! 929 01:11:37,029 --> 01:11:41,049 I didn't do it! 930 01:11:41,104 --> 01:11:44,994 "Welcome Sons of Hibernia" ( Hibernia = Latin name for Ireland ). 931 01:11:51,261 --> 01:11:52,761 - Well, what did he do? - What did he do? 932 01:11:53,333 --> 01:11:55,178 - Oh, you mean Monahan? - How did he fight his way out? 933 01:11:55,188 --> 01:11:58,988 Fight... well ... 934 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,359 - What did he say? - Right in the face! - Oh! 935 01:12:02,430 --> 01:12:04,331 Oh, figure it out. 936 01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:07,019 You mean when Molly fell into the whiskey tank? 937 01:12:07,039 --> 01:12:09,050 How did he save her from drowning? 938 01:12:10,267 --> 01:12:14,181 - He figured it out! - Right! 939 01:12:14,283 --> 01:12:16,016 - That's a charming voice you have. - Thank you. 940 01:12:16,097 --> 01:12:17,697 That's a jolly note you got to your voice me boy. What did you say your name was? 941 01:12:26,046 --> 01:12:32,476 Well, I didn't say exactly. 942 01:12:43,682 --> 01:12:44,490 Patrick Michael Carmedi, junior. 943 01:12:44,491 --> 01:12:47,415 Would that be the Patrick Michael Carmedi Junior 944 01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:49,377 or Patrick Michael Carmedi Senior? 945 01:13:08,287 --> 01:13:09,787 - Oh, why wouldn't they know! - Gentlemen, this is Carmedi boy! 946 01:13:16,101 --> 01:13:20,101 This calls for a drink in memory of his dear departed father. 947 01:13:29,561 --> 01:13:32,921 Come on me lad, we must drink to your dear departed father, 948 01:13:34,630 --> 01:13:38,226 the past President of this organization. 949 01:13:39,620 --> 01:13:42,075 / 950 01:13:43,017 --> 01:13:46,022 And one of the plentiest drinking when we ever had. 951 01:13:46,472 --> 01:13:48,177 952 01:13:48,198 --> 01:13:50,599 Set him up, double. 953 01:13:50,885 --> 01:13:54,626 Well now, when it comes to drinking, gentlemen, really, I'm not like my father. 954 01:13:56,106 --> 01:13:58,655 Now, now no modesty. We've heard all about you. 955 01:13:59,955 --> 01:14:03,361 - You heard? - Like father, like son. 956 01:14:04,018 --> 01:14:07,423 What kind of a drink is that should be given a Carmedi boy? 957 01:14:08,025 --> 01:14:11,494 - No, no, way I finish this thing! - Here you are, relax. 958 01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:19,271 - To your dear departed father. - For my dear departed father. 959 01:14:19,288 --> 01:14:23,495 - Bottoms up. - Bottom up. 960 01:14:34,982 --> 01:14:37,193 As fine and decent a man has ever graced 961 01:14:38,912 --> 01:14:40,412 the good green south of the blessed ... hill 962 01:14:46,211 --> 01:14:48,911 - Him self! - Him self! 963 01:14:49,548 --> 01:14:51,291 Ah, good companion, a fine father and a loving husband! 964 01:14:51,292 --> 01:14:54,193 - Ah, him self! - Him self! 965 01:14:54,738 --> 01:14:56,340 A man who is trustworthy alive, friendly, courteous, kindest, 966 01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:59,169 and cheerful, obedient, clean, reverent. Bottoms up. 967 01:15:03,598 --> 01:15:05,098 I finished it! 968 01:15:07,618 --> 01:15:10,324 Of course you did, you're Carmedi's boy! 969 01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:13,060 I know, it's funny, I usually take one drink, and I go ... 970 01:15:13,095 --> 01:15:16,195 Ah, the poor boy! 971 01:15:16,931 --> 01:15:18,711 Strong lungs but a weak stomach. 972 01:16:38,986 --> 01:16:45,296 We can't let the poor lad lay on the floor, we'll take him to his lodge. 973 01:17:00,349 --> 01:17:02,254 - Alright, look for his key. - Oh, that I will. 974 01:17:03,933 --> 01:17:05,433 Here it is. Royalton Hotel, room 314. 975 01:17:12,386 --> 01:17:13,886 That's just down the street. - Come on now. 976 01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:25,420 Well, come along lad, we'll take you there. 977 01:17:53,090 --> 01:17:54,970 He was kind, courteous, always obedient, cheerful, frisky, pleasant and ... 978 01:18:15,079 --> 01:18:17,230 Hello. 979 01:18:17,239 --> 01:18:18,737 It's noon sir. Would you like your brunch sent up? 980 01:18:18,938 --> 01:18:22,856 Ahh? Oh yeah ... 981 01:18:22,891 --> 01:18:25,237 Royalton? 982 01:18:25,255 --> 01:18:28,171 2 983 01:18:28,458 --> 01:18:31,142 Well, would you get me, Strand 4110 please? 984 01:18:31,152 --> 01:18:33,344 Hello? Oh, Jerry... 985 01:18:33,345 --> 01:18:35,104 Yes... yes I can go. 986 01:18:35,139 --> 01:18:38,701 - Are you alright? - I don't remember very much. 987 01:18:38,763 --> 01:18:43,440 I need you very bad. I think I'm in desperate trouble. 988 01:18:43,638 --> 01:18:45,500 There was murder last night, I didn't do them. 989 01:18:45,504 --> 01:18:49,027 - I know you didn't. - Where is he? 990 01:18:49,293 --> 01:18:51,476 - You believe me, don't you? - Yes, of course I believe you. 991 01:18:52,759 --> 01:18:54,759 Tell me, Jerry, where are you? 992 01:18:58,569 --> 01:19:00,927 I'm in Room 314 at the Royalton Hotel. 993 01:19:00,993 --> 01:19:03,569 Darling, I've got to see you. Would you please come right over. 994 01:19:03,785 --> 01:19:07,313 You just stay there. I'll come right over. 995 01:19:07,321 --> 01:19:10,278 Royalton Hotel. Room 314. 996 01:19:10,607 --> 01:19:12,612 - You'd better come along with us doctor. - Yes. 997 01:19:13,970 --> 01:19:16,572 - Who is there? - Your brunch sir. 998 01:19:16,822 --> 01:19:20,652 Just a minute. 999 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:23,138 � 1000 01:19:23,237 --> 01:19:25,403 Good afternoon sir. Your brunch. 1001 01:19:25,679 --> 01:19:29,445 Er, just nicked myself shaving. 1002 01:19:29,497 --> 01:19:33,101 Oh, you ain't the only one who's cut up sir. 1003 01:19:33,117 --> 01:19:35,031 Take a look at this. 1004 01:19:35,043 --> 01:19:38,792 I'll get the table out. 1005 01:19:38,807 --> 01:19:40,916 Papinek! 1006 01:19:40,924 --> 01:19:42,042 The Ripper! The Red Headed Ripper! 1007 01:19:42,043 --> 01:19:44,253 No... no... I'm good. Wait. 1008 01:19:44,254 --> 01:19:47,026 - Help! Murder! - I am not a murderer. 1009 01:19:47,052 --> 01:19:51,044 Help! Police! 1010 01:19:51,065 --> 01:19:52,944 " Langleys "... Langleys, Langston! Got to get on to Langstons! 1011 01:19:52,952 --> 01:19:55,148 Sorry. Mustn't miss my bus. 1012 01:19:55,149 --> 01:19:56,747 � 1013 01:19:58,802 --> 01:20:03,042 It's the Ripper! 1014 01:20:03,043 --> 01:20:06,199 Sorry. 1015 01:20:07,831 --> 01:20:09,933 Oop! I'm terribly sorry. 1016 01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:13,243 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 1017 01:20:13,251 --> 01:20:14,314 - How do you do? - How do you do? 1018 01:20:14,315 --> 01:20:17,677 Could I be of assistance? 1019 01:20:17,727 --> 01:20:19,750 Possibly, I don't think so at the moment. I'm just merely looking around. 1020 01:20:19,754 --> 01:20:22,184 - But, devilish look familiar... - Oh, really? 1021 01:20:22,190 --> 01:20:24,096 - Hey, have we met? - I don't think so, old man, I... 1022 01:20:24,097 --> 01:20:26,169 I haven't been here, actually. I have been abroad, you see. At Prevaling, 1023 01:20:26,170 --> 01:20:28,295 Foreign Office Indra, that sort of thing, really. 1024 01:20:28,296 --> 01:20:30,070 Ah, India ... yes. 1025 01:20:30,071 --> 01:20:32,615  1026 01:20:32,616 --> 01:20:33,357 Did mountain climbing there, it's rather good fun this time of the year. 1027 01:20:33,358 --> 01:20:35,010 Snow covered slopes, antelope tracks, sheeing and zorted 1028 01:20:35,015 --> 01:20:37,482 good sport, you know. 1029 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:47,130 - What do you think of the Himalayas? - I beg your pardon? 1030 01:20:49,257 --> 01:20:50,238 I said, what do you think of the Himalayas? 1031 01:20:50,239 --> 01:20:53,136 Loved him, hated her. 1032 01:20:53,166 --> 01:20:53,921 Was there any particular model you had in mind? 1033 01:20:53,922 --> 01:20:56,893 I don't know, actually ... 1034 01:20:56,928 --> 01:20:59,276 possibly 4 wheel, perhaps an engine or some sort things you see ... 1035 01:20:59,340 --> 01:21:01,140 Maybe you're interested in this one of our most popular models, 1036 01:21:01,163 --> 01:21:04,374 The custom built sports vehicle. 1037 01:21:04,391 --> 01:21:07,159 Automatic transmission, deluxe 5 side walls, 1038 01:21:07,213 --> 01:21:10,128 high compression, overhead valves, extremely low petrol consumption, 1039 01:21:12,374 --> 01:21:15,504 4 wheel hydraulic pepper touch brakes, 1040 01:21:21,742 --> 01:21:26,664 single sheet glare-proof windscreen, 1041 01:21:27,682 --> 01:21:31,528 - and conservatively priced at 1750 pounds. - I say that is rather conservative ... 1042 01:21:32,651 --> 01:21:35,556 Could you tell me, what that red thing, sitting out there, so attractive? 1043 01:21:35,738 --> 01:21:37,634 That's our super automatic demonstrator. 1044 01:21:37,641 --> 01:21:40,442 Demonstrator? Do you suppose we could go out for a bit of a spin? 1045 01:21:40,635 --> 01:21:45,245 Unfortunately, can't leave the floor, huh? - Oh, pity. 1046 01:21:45,274 --> 01:21:49,693 Do you care to take it out yourself? 1047 01:21:49,858 --> 01:21:51,818 I'd be delighted to. If you just give me the keys, I should be most happy. 1048 01:21:51,819 --> 01:21:53,452 - I'll be back quickly. - Let me explain about starting this ... 1049 01:22:38,508 --> 01:22:41,508 No need at all. It isn't necessary. You see I'm absolutely wizard with no help. 1050 01:22:46,415 --> 01:22:49,065 The governor would know that I'm mechanical ... 1051 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:52,249 - That's you, huh - Not at all. Goodbye. 1052 01:22:52,649 --> 01:22:54,499 - Cheerio. - Ever so tall. 1053 01:23:17,313 --> 01:23:19,013 Aw, there you are! Exactly how to find a salesman here. 1054 01:23:27,336 --> 01:23:31,187 - I say, are you free? - No, you see, I'm a ... 1055 01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:33,353 I 1056 01:23:33,754 --> 01:23:35,024 Yes, as a matter of fact. Anything I can show you, sir? 1057 01:23:35,581 --> 01:23:39,371 Well, I am terribly interested in the new "Superb". Is it as automatic as they say? 1058 01:23:40,575 --> 01:23:42,943 Oh, good heavens, yes. 1059 01:23:42,944 --> 01:23:45,400 It's one of the most automatic automatics we have in all the automatics here. 1060 01:23:45,491 --> 01:23:47,745 - This is a two-seater? - Two seater? Yes ... 1061 01:23:48,021 --> 01:23:50,823 Well I'm rather tall you know and I try to have the seat set back. 1062 01:23:52,668 --> 01:23:54,818 , 1063 01:24:00,749 --> 01:24:03,575 Well our seats set are back at lovelier at the moment. 1064 01:24:04,746 --> 01:24:07,016 And for the moment our seat sets are back to arrives back yard, 1065 01:24:07,038 --> 01:24:09,544 they'll have them set your seat for you ... back. 1066 01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:14,151 Well, I'm not awfully keen on this color, 1067 01:24:33,546 --> 01:24:37,019 - but I saw one out there. - But we do have its own demonstrator. 1068 01:24:37,054 --> 01:24:40,158 Red? 1069 01:25:14,281 --> 01:25:16,301 Yes. Perhaps that color would suits you better. 1070 01:25:16,402 --> 01:25:18,946 You will just come along with me. I should be most happy to explain it to you. 1071 01:25:19,144 --> 01:25:20,925 Oh, yes. It's very nice. 1072 01:25:20,939 --> 01:25:23,942 Very nice lines. 1073 01:25:24,065 --> 01:25:26,973 Oh, there is a very interesting feature here I must show you. 1074 01:25:28,653 --> 01:25:32,753 Oh, what is it? 1075 01:25:33,313 --> 01:25:37,923 Well, it's our overhead underslung isolating compression decraminator. 1076 01:25:40,829 --> 01:25:43,945 - What does it decraminate? - The Degasca chamber. 1077 01:25:43,946 --> 01:25:45,000 Curious, it looks just like the hubcap. 1078 01:25:45,003 --> 01:25:49,224 What does it matter effect it is except when you're decraminating of course, 1079 01:25:49,725 --> 01:25:52,365 which only during low gears out in the open road. What? 1080 01:25:57,965 --> 01:26:01,969 - It has everything, hasn't it? - Hasn't it, and ... 1081 01:26:02,672 --> 01:26:04,262 - I say, shall we get cracking? - Good idea. - Yes. 1082 01:26:04,463 --> 01:26:07,824 Here we are. I could just find the ignition here ... and 1083 01:26:08,171 --> 01:26:10,825 Ignition here ... well ... yes, here ... 1084 01:26:11,294 --> 01:26:14,455 - Which is the ignition? - It was here a moment ago... 1085 01:26:14,659 --> 01:26:17,668 Oh you see, this is one of our very special feature ... 1086 01:26:17,808 --> 01:26:21,348 Oh you know, super concealed. Prevent stealing. 1087 01:26:21,506 --> 01:26:25,755 Occasionally, prevents driving. Ha, ha, this is one of the witty one. 1088 01:26:25,787 --> 01:26:27,395 Oh yes, here we are. You put it in here exactly, and here we go. 1089 01:26:27,481 --> 01:26:30,150 Oh, I see. It's the wrong button. 1090 01:26:30,181 --> 01:26:32,735 Oh, terribly sorry. 1091 01:26:32,843 --> 01:26:36,258 B 1092 01:26:36,275 --> 01:26:39,045 - Decraminating quite a bit, isn't it. - Yes. 1093 01:26:39,611 --> 01:26:44,511 I thought perhaps, you'd like to see it all at once. 1094 01:26:48,401 --> 01:26:49,901 Thank you, but... some another time. 1095 01:26:51,130 --> 01:26:54,168 - Thank you. - Yes ... 1096 01:26:55,343 --> 01:26:57,196 Get me the police! 1097 01:26:57,883 --> 01:27:00,534 - Thank you. Morgan has stolen a car. - A car? 1098 01:27:00,564 --> 01:27:03,585 Do you have any idea where he might be heading? 1099 01:27:03,628 --> 01:27:06,690 No. 1100 01:27:06,721 --> 01:27:09,077 No, he doesn't know anybody in London but myself and Marty and ... 1101 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:12,120 You don't suppose he's gone to see Mr Langston? 1102 01:27:12,238 --> 01:27:14,144 - Who? - Godfrey Langston. 1103 01:27:14,250 --> 01:27:15,383 He was friend to Jerry in Switzerland. 1104 01:27:15,384 --> 01:27:17,462 - Jerry was terribly impressed. - I see. 1105 01:27:17,901 --> 01:27:20,554 N 1106 01:27:20,555 --> 01:27:22,102 Get me Godfrey Langston. 1107 01:27:22,867 --> 01:27:24,990 Very well, we'll be on the lookout. Thank you, Inspector. 1108 01:27:24,991 --> 01:27:27,120 That idiot, Morgan may be a little toothache. 1109 01:27:27,129 --> 01:27:29,950 If he turns up, hold him and inform the police. 1110 01:27:29,983 --> 01:27:31,741 - Mr Brutchik has arrived, sir. - Oh, good. 1111 01:27:31,826 --> 01:27:33,556 Hello, I'm Jerry Morgan. You wait a minute, I'm a friend of Mr Langston! 1112 01:27:33,580 --> 01:27:36,200 - He's going to give me cards to his clubs. - Call the police! 1113 01:27:41,578 --> 01:27:43,298 Let's get this over with as quickly as possible. 1114 01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:12,020 I trust you're not wasting my time. 1115 01:28:49,696 --> 01:28:51,196 I cannot understand why it's taken so long. 1116 01:28:51,437 --> 01:28:54,843 You realize, my dear, Brutchik, this is no ordinary case of espionage. 1117 01:28:56,048 --> 01:28:58,357 You have the plans? Please, be seated. 1118 01:28:58,969 --> 01:29:01,609 - This is not a trick, you are sure? - Study them yourself. 1119 01:29:01,633 --> 01:29:05,605 You will find, you are now in complete possession of Lafayette X.V.27. 1120 01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:08,189 Two simple blueprints which hold the greatest power of annihilation 1121 01:29:32,940 --> 01:29:35,147 the world has ever known. 1122 01:29:37,475 --> 01:29:43,225 � 1123 01:29:50,456 --> 01:29:51,956 Ah yes, excellent! No question about these being the complete plans. 1124 01:30:05,497 --> 01:30:07,737 Very good. Very good, indeed. 1125 01:30:10,570 --> 01:30:12,828 Whoever controls this weapon, may well control the world. 1126 01:30:12,829 --> 01:30:13,949 What are you trying to say? 1127 01:30:20,514 --> 01:30:21,539 I'm suggesting a renegotiation of our agreement. 1128 01:30:21,540 --> 01:30:22,640 - What do you mean, renegotiation? - Just that. 1129 01:30:22,736 --> 01:30:23,822 - Renegotiation of the money. - I'm sorry. 1130 01:30:23,823 --> 01:30:25,950 - Brutchik, you realize ...? - You realize this, 1131 01:30:25,951 --> 01:30:27,540 I'm about at the end of patience. We have made a commitment. 1132 01:30:27,575 --> 01:30:29,622 Arm and generous commitment. I've lived up to my end of the bargain, 1133 01:30:29,810 --> 01:30:31,614 and expect you to do likewise. 1134 01:30:31,623 --> 01:30:32,636 You realize that we run more risks than planned. 1135 01:30:32,637 --> 01:30:35,454 � 1136 01:30:35,489 --> 01:30:37,056 That's entirely your affair my dear Langston. 1137 01:30:37,057 --> 01:30:40,240 You made the dealing. What do you mean more risk than planned? 1138 01:30:40,275 --> 01:30:42,565 - Four men have had to be killed. - Four men! 1139 01:31:06,109 --> 01:31:09,584 - Brodnik, Gromek, Papinek. - And Shaslik! Oh... 1140 01:31:09,585 --> 01:31:11,186 Hello. 1141 01:31:15,259 --> 01:31:18,263 - Morgan's here, somewhere in the house - Yes, I know. Take him. 1142 01:31:19,247 --> 01:31:21,747 Take your hands off me! 1143 01:31:30,547 --> 01:31:32,557 - How convenient Mr Morgan. - Don't you sweet talk me. 1144 01:32:05,154 --> 01:32:06,654 You are a murderer, that's all! A spy, a traitor and murderer! 1145 01:40:16,359 --> 01:40:18,235 And I'll tell you something else. You don't have to send me cards to your clubs. 1146 01:40:19,466 --> 01:40:22,198 - I don't want them now. - Have you notified the police? 1147 01:40:22,218 --> 01:40:24,476 I'm afraid we'll have to dispose of this young man before they arrive. 1148 01:40:24,548 --> 01:40:26,299 Quickly and not too much of a mess. 1149 01:40:26,300 --> 01:40:27,800 Make it look like self-defense. 1150 01:40:27,804 --> 01:40:29,339 What's the matter, did you run out of knives? 1151 01:40:29,340 --> 01:40:32,023 I'm sorry about this, old man. I rather liked you. 1152 01:40:32,058 --> 01:40:34,271 Yeah, I'll bet you did. 1153 01:40:34,295 --> 01:40:35,924 I shan't haggle. Take this and go. 1154 01:40:35,981 --> 01:40:38,482 The plane for Istanbul leaves at 11 o'clock. 1155 01:40:38,553 --> 01:40:40,053 11 o'clock plane to Istanbul, eh? It's lucky we got here in time. 1156 01:40:40,121 --> 01:40:42,524 Put up your hands! You are all under arrest! 1157 01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:45,230 2 1158 01:40:45,279 --> 01:40:46,614 Fool around with Scotland Yard, will you? 1159 01:40:46,615 --> 01:40:48,950 All right you spies, unhand that man! 1160 01:40:48,959 --> 01:40:51,560 Run quickly after him! 1161 01:40:51,567 --> 01:40:54,117 Quick! After him! He mustn't reach London alive! 1162 01:40:54,143 --> 01:40:55,785 Thank you. 1163 01:40:55,786 --> 01:40:57,816 He's escaped from Langston after making an attempt on his life. 1164 01:40:57,831 --> 01:41:00,457 I just can't believe them. 1165 01:41:00,500 --> 01:41:01,546 An all points report : Morgan's headed towards London. 1166 01:41:01,547 --> 01:41:03,527 I want him taken, alive if possible, but take no chances. 1167 01:41:03,528 --> 01:41:04,422 Repeat : Take no chances. 1168 01:41:04,534 --> 01:41:05,964 Hello, nice to see you again. 1169 01:41:06,026 --> 01:41:09,732 0 1170 01:41:09,764 --> 01:41:12,393 - Nice looking chap. I wonder who he is? - I'll ask him next time, Sue. 1171 01:41:12,394 --> 01:41:14,209 Audrey. 1172 01:41:14,210 --> 01:41:16,011 - Where can I find Miss Greene? - Who? 1173 01:41:16,012 --> 01:41:18,709 You'll find her upstairs. Dressing room number 3. 1174 01:41:18,727 --> 01:41:20,958 Okay. Thanks. 1175 01:41:20,966 --> 01:41:23,397 - Audrey. - Oh, no! 1176 01:41:25,423 --> 01:41:28,724 Audrey, you've got to help me. 1177 01:41:29,417 --> 01:41:32,457 Don't you come near me! 1178 01:41:32,473 --> 01:41:35,274 Don't believe the papers. I am innocent, Audrey. You've got to call the police. 1179 01:41:36,830 --> 01:41:39,070 - Sure Jerry. Anything. - There's a man called Brutchik. 1180 01:41:39,105 --> 01:41:43,221 He's going to blow up the whole world. Don't you understand that? 1181 01:41:43,222 --> 01:41:45,450 Now look, they won't believe me but they will believe you. 1182 01:41:45,465 --> 01:41:49,869 You ... you've got to go to the police 1183 01:41:50,105 --> 01:41:54,183 and tell them to stop the 11 o'clock plane to Istanbul, do you understand? 1184 01:41:54,249 --> 01:41:56,587 - The man's name is Brutchik. - Oh, Brutchik. 1185 01:41:56,602 --> 01:42:01,722 - Now hurry up, Audrey. - Now, you stay right here and don't you move. 1186 01:42:01,869 --> 01:42:02,919 Istanbul. Brutchik is the man's name. 1187 01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:06,886 Murray, would you hurry up! Why you always the last one? 1188 01:42:10,351 --> 01:42:12,956 F 1189 01:42:12,970 --> 01:42:15,397 All right, all right. 1190 01:42:15,522 --> 01:42:18,236 Get over here as fast as you can. He's stark raving mad. 1191 01:42:18,237 --> 01:42:19,822 Yes, Jeffrey's in my dressing room. 1192 01:42:19,833 --> 01:42:22,533 Oh, you take that side, and I'll cover this. 1193 01:42:24,280 --> 01:42:28,781 Come on Boris, hurry up. 1194 01:42:29,424 --> 01:42:34,524 Take me, I'm innocent! 1195 01:42:36,292 --> 01:42:38,797 I know that you're making a terrible mistake. You should stop Brutchik. 1196 01:42:39,028 --> 01:42:41,628 He's on the 11 o'clock plane to Istanbul. 1197 01:42:49,305 --> 01:42:52,296 Oh darling, you should have believed me. 1198 01:42:53,924 --> 01:42:55,424 But I do, Jerry. I do. 1199 01:42:56,064 --> 01:43:01,164 They don't understand? Don't you understand. 1200 01:43:02,544 --> 01:43:06,150 Brutchik is on the plane to Istanbul. He'll blow up the whole world! 1201 01:43:06,325 --> 01:43:08,925 - Go on Medical, get some brandy. - I am not hysterical.